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The Hunting Trip
Three men took a small plane to the wilderness in northern Canada to hunt moose over the weekend. The last thing the pilot said was, “Remember, this is a very small plane and you will only be able to bring ONE moose back.”
But of course, they killed one each and returned to the plane with three moose.
The pilot said: “I have told you to bring one moose only”.
“That’s what you told us last year,” the hunters replied, “but for an additional $100 you allowed us to bring three moose. Here, take $100 now.”
The pilot agrees, and lets them bring all three dead moose onboard.
Just after takeoff, the plane stalled and crashed. In the wreckage, one of the men woke up, looked around and said: “Where the hell are we?”
“Oh, just about a hundred yards east of the place where we crashed last year.”
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LOL mooset people never learn do they
Have a moosetastic day Sandee :-h
Well, not these guys anyway. 🙂
Now there's one I didn't expect. Not the brightest bunch of hunters are they? But then again that pilot can't be too smart either
All of them are made from the same cloth. Bless their hearts. 🙂
for $100 he crashed the plane? again? Sounds like the sales rep I had to fire after her 3rd day.
Me: I can't sell it for that price. It's below my cost.
Her: Yeah, but he's gonna buy two at a time, every quarter!!
Maths… she dooesn't get them.
big Sundee hugs, Sandee! xoxo
Bless her heart. Bless her hearts. Big hugs back. 🙂
:))
I agree Laika. 🙂
Silly pilot. Hope he doesn't do that three times in a row. Someone might get hurt. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a wonderful day.
I'm guessing next year will turn out the same. 🙂
I would have flown away from those idiot hunters and let them stay there with their smelly dead moose.
Have a wonderful Sunday Sandee. See ya.
Cruisin' Paul
Well, the pilot is just as dumb. 🙂
In the words of Homer Simpson "DOH!!"
Exactly Joe. 🙂
Having just having finished watching the craziness of another hunting season here with husband and step-son, I'd have to say that the logic displayed in this joke is pretty spot on. LOL 🙂 Good one, Sandee. Thanks very much for starting off my week with a great laugh. Hope you have a marvelous day!
It is spot on. 🙂
I don't know what to say! LOL
These guys are pretty dull aren't they. 🙂
Gomer, is that you?
Yep, Gomer was one of them. 🙂
Heeheehee!
Yep, bless their hearts. 🙂
hahahha at Kismet's comment!!! I was thinking the same thing. 🙂
Kismet nailed it for sure. 🙂
Now there's four very intelligent guys.
Yep, smart as whips. 🙂
bwa hahah stupidity is soon punished…..have a great day! Cheers!
Yes and these three take the cake. Pilot included. 🙂
Stupid is as stupid does…and provide us all with funny entertainment!
Big hugs from windy WPB, honey…
And there is a lot of stupid out there. 🙂
I liked this one! I wasn't sure where it was going at first.
I do tend to lean toward the very stupid side of funny. 🙂
$100 doesn't seem enough moolah to crash a plane for
Must be a pretty pitiful plane too. 🙂
Hahaha! Good one!
It's silly but it's funny nonetheless. 🙂
Some men never learn
No, some never do Bearman. 🙂
They seem to be lacking in moose sense.
They are lacking in a lot of sense, it's just moose sense right now. They'll move onto something else shortly. 🙂
Three idiots and a pilot :)) I bet they'll hunt again next year 😀
Have a happy day Sandee!
Seems this is a yearly event. Yes, they will be hunting again next year and use the same pilot. 🙂
Dear Sandee, These are too funny. xo Catherine
I thought it was too Catherine. 🙂
Don't know who is dumber, the hunters or the pilot. LOL
It's a toss up for sure Rhonda. 🙂