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A Blonde’s Diary!
MONDAY: It’s so much fun to cook for Ron. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. Fortunately, the neighbors were kind enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY: Ron wanted fruit salad for dinner. The recipe said serve without dressing so, I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Ron brought his boss home for dinner.
WEDNESDAY: A great day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed sort of silly, but I took a shower. I can’t say it improved the rice any.
THURSDAY: Today, Ron asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Ron asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.
FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was exactly the same as when I left.
SATURDAY: Ron did the grocery shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (Oh boy). For some strange reason, Ron keeps counting to ten.
SUNDAY: Ron’s parents came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast, but all I could find was hamburger. Suddenly, I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. Much to my disappointment, it still came out hamburger.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY: This has been such an exciting week. I can hardly wait for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Ron. If only we could get a larger oven, I would love to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
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Ron's might want to stock up on some restaurant cards.
He sure should. 🙂
LOL she has definitely got an over imagination that's for sure haha!
Have a blondetastic SSS ;-(
Her logic eludes me. 🙂
Heeheehee! Ron needs to look into those short classes at the cooking school for people who just want to learn the basics. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
Bless her heart is all I could say. 🙂
Wish we could see the chocolate Moose. That would take up the whole kitchen. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic Sunday.
Poor moose. I'm sure it wouldn't be pretty. 🙂
I like this! xx
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Blonde jokes are timeless. 🙂
poor Ron- I think he needs to learn how to cook! Have a hilarious day with oodles of hugs!
It sure would be easier wouldn't it. Oodles of hugs and prayers back. 🙂
New (blonde) angle to old recipes…I couldn't control my laughter for several minutes on this Sunday evening.
Have a great day!
I see you got a visual too. 🙂
I love blonde jokes 🙂
Me too! 🙂
Blondes should always have someone else do the cooking for them.
Yes indeed. 🙂
Good One :)) (c) cheer
Thanks Mike. 🙂
She'd be a success as a chef in a restaurant that was only open on Tuesdays.
You're right about that. 🙂
Yep, I still love blonde jokes, even this one 🙂
Me too Rhonda, me too. 🙂
I bet the moose is glad she doesn't have a bigger oven too 😉 🙂
I'm pretty sure about that. 🙂
hahahahahaha!!! hamburger roast!! poor Ron 🙂
But hey cooking is not an easy task. I am also trying to learn as much as I can.
Yes poor Ron, but I'm guessing she is a looker and that makes up for a lot of other things. 🙂
As a blonde, I must admit that I love blonde jokes…most of the time they are fitting LOL
I've been blonde many times over the years and have loved blonde jokes nonetheless. 🙂
Oh my goodness, these are great, Sandee! LOL!!!
She is so blonde and her logic is hard to figure out. 🙂
Ha ha! I enjoyed reading this blonde's diary. Makes me laugh so much. Ha ha!
She is trying very hard to be a good wife isn't she. 🙂
Oh my goodness! It's actually tiring reading this diary. Like, gosh, what a life! LOL!
She doesn't find any of this odd at all. 🙂
Although I'm a brunette, I can empathize with this blonde. When I first met my future husband I actually burned water.
You burned water? Wow, that's impressive. 🙂
She needs to be banned from the kitchen.
Lock her up in the bedroom. Just saying. 🙂
These are very funny Sandee. I like the Beat It one the best.
A blonde's logic is tough to figure out. 🙂