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Vern:
Vern works hard at the phone company and spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, ‘Hey, Vern! How ya doin?’
His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before.
‘Oh no,’ says Vern.’He’s in my bowling league.
When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, ‘How did she know that you drink Budweiser?’
‘I recognize her, she’s the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.’
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says,
‘Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?’
Vern’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book..
The cabby turns around and says,
‘Geez Vern, you picked up a real bitch this time.’
Vern’s funeral will be held this coming Friday.
Hat tip: Linda W.
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Vern isn't very bright is he haha! =D>
Have a stripperlesstastic SSS w-)
Very wasn't very bright at all. 🙂
Poor ole Vern.
May he rest in peace. 🙂
Vern should never have used his real name when he was out golfing and bowling 🙂
I think you're right about this. 🙂
Heeheehee! Ann is right, or he should have insisted he'd always wanted to go to another club. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
Vern got around and then some. 🙂
That is certainly a funny story. Poor Vern. Sandee, you and Zane have a most wonderful Sunday.
Vern's way of life was bound to catch up to him. 🙂
Vern was a very stupid guy. Rest in Peace Vern.
Have a sunny Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Yes he was, Paul. You have a sunny Sunday too, Paul. 🙂
That is funny 🙂 Have a great day!
You have a great day too. 🙂
Vern deserved his fate.
What a dummy
I agree with you. 🙂
RIP, Vern! His sin caught up on him. Have a wonderful day, Sandee!
It caught up with him in a vengeance. Poor Vern. 🙂
It sounds like Vern doesn't need his wife. Are we sure that this wasn't a setup to get a clean, quick, uncontested divorce?
Very didn't need a wife at all. 🙂
Not a very good thing that Vern did! LOL! I hope you had a great weekend, Sandee. 🙂
We are going to head home from the boat later today. We've had a great weekend, Linda. 🙂
That is certainly a funny story. Happy sunday!:)
xxBasia
Not for Vern though. Happy Sunday to you too. 🙂
LMAO you ever wonder just how many husbands go to strip clubs
Probably more than we know. I know mine doesn't. 🙂
poor Vern-the mistake he made was telling everyone his real name!
Have a lovely day today and everyday!
It seems most agree with you on this. 🙂
I guess Vern had a real =D> wish! :)) :-f :-h d-)
Yes he did, Mike. He got his wish too. 🙂
Oh Dear… Poor old Vern. May he Rest In Peace
Vern played it way too loose for too long. 🙂
I have no sympathy for Vern, lolol
I didn't either. I don't wish anyone dead, but he was a piece of work. 🙂
Vern really got around.
He sure did, Binky. 🙂
Hi Sandee, unlucky for Vern that he had a thoughtful wife, I bet his funeral was packed!
xx
Yes, he probably had lots of men friends. 🙂