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Hot Bath
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath. Just as he’d become comfortable, the front doorbell rang. The man got out of the tub, put on terry cloth slippers and a large towel, wrapped his head in a smaller towel, and went to the door. A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any magazines. Slamming the door, the man returned to the bath.
The doorbell rang again. On went the slippers and towels, and the man started for the door again. He took one step, slipped on a wet spot, fell, and hit his back against the hard porcelain of the tub.
Cursing under his breath, the man struggled into his street clothes and, with every move a stab of pain, drove to the doctor. After examining him, the doctor said, “You know, you’re lucky. Nothing is broken. But you need to relax. Why don’t you go home and take a long hot bath?”
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Ha Ha!!! This was hilarious Sandee. I read it out to Michelle & she laughed too. I think I evnev saw Dixie give a little grin as well.
evnev is supposed to be even. My typing fingers got tangled…
I love Dixie. You know that right? 🙂
I knew what you meant Tony. 😉
LMAO I can imagine what his reply to the doctor was …brilliant
Have a fabulous Sunday if not take a nice hot relaxing bath :-h
Yep, sometimes life is just plain ironic. 🙂
Good one!
Thanks for linking up. 🙂
not everything is relaxing as it seems 🙂
This is so very true Ann. Scritches to Gibbs. 🙂
Such a good idea. Bet that guy was ticked. Sandee, you have a most wonderful day and Zane and Little Bit too.
I know I hate to get interrupted. I just ignore the doorbell and the phone 99% of the time. 🙂
I wonder what the man said to his doctor? I bet it wasn't proper English if you know what I mean. Have a great Sunday Sandee. Ooh, I just love saying that. See ya.
Cruisin' Paul
I'm pretty sure it was naughty language. I know I'd be tempted. 🙂
I plan to have a nice hot shower and if the doorbell rings… well, they'll be waiting a loooong time. Just saying
big hugs xoxo
You and I approach this the very same way Barb. 🙂
Any dog can tell you that baths are to be avoided.
And cats can tell you even better. Not having anything to do with a bath. 🙂
And that's why I don't take baths.
I've not had one in many years, but I used to love to soak in one back in the day. 🙂
That is why I prefer a good hot shower…you can't hear the door bell.
I do prefer a shower too, and I'll still ignore the doorbell or the phone. 🙂
Never fails for me …. a knock WILL sound at the door just as soon as I slip into a nice hot bath. That's why I stick to showers. 🙂 Excellent joke as always Sandee. Thank you and I hope you have a wonderful day!
Yep, it's as if people know. Bless their hearts. You have a wonderful day too honey. 🙂
Hahahahahaaaaaa!
Have a great Sunday!
Yep, it's pretty sad isn't it. 🙂
good one :)) Have a fun day
You have a fun day too honey. 🙂
bwa hahah time to forget about answering the door when relaxing! Wopuldn't it be nice to have answering machines for doorbells! Cheers!
That's a brilliant idea. My recorded message wouldn't be all that nice either. 🙂
With my attempt at relaxing, it's always the phone that interrupts it. c-)
That's why we have voice mail and I sure use it. 🙂
lol awwwwwwwwwwww heck that dang doorbell! HUGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!! 🙂 xoxoxox
Yep, it's interrupted me more than I want to think about. Big HUGZZZZZZZZ back. 🙂
A hot bath sounds good right about now. Must wait for husband to get home and field calls and doorbells.
Now you're talking. You have to think ahead. 🙂
Exactly why I don't answer the door…although I always wonder if it might be UPS with a delivery that needs to be signed!
I think the same thing, but I still won't answer the door. 🙂
He probably told that doc where to stick that porcelain tub! Hahahaha
Have a super Sunday. Big hugs, honey…
I'm sure he did honey. You have a super Sunday in paradise too. 🙂
And read a magazine! ha ha ha!
That too Katherine. 🙂
And disconnect the doorbell.
Now there's a plan Binky. Let's unplug the phone too. 🙂
A long hot bath in an island is what I suggest 🙂 haha!! Happy new year my dear Sandee!!
Sounds good to me Rocks. 🙂
Most chuckleworthy. Thanks for raising a smile.
You're most welcome Derek. 🙂
Great advice Doc. Thanks for the laughs.
Well, if he only knew what he was saying. 🙂
chortle snort
gotta love a smartalecky doc 😀
Yes, and the poor doctor probably doesn't even know he's being a smart pants either. 🙂
Dear Sandee, That was funny. xo Catherine
Glad you got a chuckle out of this honey. 🙂
LOL…Love it!! :))
Glad I made you chuckle. 🙂
Somehow, I don’t think he’ll be taking a bath in a very log time, lol.