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Bungling Burglars:
Investigating a purse snatching in Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the thief’s description and drove him back to the scene. He was told to exit the car and face the victim for an ID. The suspect dutifully eyed the victim, and blurted, ‘Yeah, that’s the woman I robbed.’
In Nashville, they tell of a burglar who fell asleep on the sofa of the home he was robbing, only to be awakened by police.
In Rhode Island, police were sure they had the right man when the suspect in a string of coin-machine thefts paid his $400 bail entirely in quarters.
Texas authorities, responding to a store robbery, seized a man who was fleeing naked. He said he’d stripped after the job because he figured his clothes would make him identifiable.
In Lawrence, Kansas, officers tracked a midnight thief who prided himself on his running speed by following the red lights on his high-tech tennis shoes.
In Virginia, a janitor went to great lengths to avoid ID. in a “Seven-Eleven” robbery, using a ski mask and rental car for the occasion. But he also wore his work uniform, which said “Cedar Woods Apartments” and had his name, Dwayne, stitched across the front.
Two robbers in Michigan, USA, entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, ‘Nobody move!’ When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
A robber, in a town in Germany, was caught after he escaped with his swag but he left his trousers behind. Police successfully arrested him at a railway station trying to board a train in his underpants.
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LOL, love these. Doesn't take a whole lot of brains to be a criminal
Yet there are some very clever criminal out there. Very clever and I've met some while I was working. 🙂
Oh wow, LOL, I guess not every criminal is a genius that went down the wrong path 😉 These are really good. I laughed out loud so my hubby asked why I'm laughing 😉
Happy New Year to you, Sandee. Have an amazing Sunday!
Lots of hugs to you,
Beate
There are some really dumb criminals out there. The jails are filled with them. 🙂
And justice is served.
Happy Silly Sunday to you. 🙂
For the most part it is. Sometimes it isn't, but that's they way the chess game is played. 🙂
Oh now those are truly laugh out loud funnies. I love the one of the robber that shot the other robber because he moved. That is the best. Sandee, You and Zane have a wonderful day.
That's a lot of pressure pulling off a robbery. You have to have some real resolve to be able to remain calm. 🙂
If all of them were like this, the police would have a much easier job! Heeheehee!
But they aren't all like this. That's the problem. 🙂
What ever happened to Criminal Genius like Lex Luthor and The Penguin?
There are a few out there. Just as clever and some are just as evil. 🙂
You really just can't fix stupid. I guess we should be happy when those who break laws like this do it so spectacularly badly that it is easy to find them.
Some make is so very easy to solve. Bless their hearts. 🙂
LOL I laughed at all these looks like they ain't qualified for burgling
Have a bunglingtastic SS Sandee :-f
Unfortunately they aren't qualified for much of anything. 🙂
Lol, good !
Thanks Rajiv. 🙂
I'll bet many of these things actually happened. I used to know a cop who would come home with stories like this from time to time. Very funny.
Most cops could write a book on the crooks and their weird crimes. 🙂
Ha ha ha these are clown robbers!
They are clowns indeed Nancy. 🙂
Th stars of the Darwin Awards.
Yep, these are those very same idiots. 🙂
Not all criminals are pros! LOL!!! 🙂
Most aren't pros Linda. They keep trying though. 🙂
The naked robber one was my pick! Reminded me of any old joke—-"what did one ball say to the other one"? Why should we hand when slim did the shooting! Just beginning to get over a bad flu or cold—feeling rough today!
I hope you feel better soon Ron. That was a nasty cold. It just didn't want to go away either. 🙂
Thanks for entering me Sandee. I wouldn't have thought of it. I guess I need to put a Humor tag on that post. 😉
That post was a hoot. I laughed all the way through it too. 🙂
Brilliant burglars…not. Funny…yes! Keep'em coming.
Big hugs, honey…
I've met some dumb criminals in my lifetime. I would just scratch my head. 🙂
ah the stupidity never ceases to amaze me-Happy Day to you!
And you can't fix stupid Kathe. Happy day to you too honey. 🙂
hahahahahha. If only all burglars–make that all criminals–were as stupid as these ones.
There are a bunch that are this stupid, but there are many that are very smart. 🙂
I wish the world had more of these morons instead of the sociopaths that roam…
I'm with you on this one. I've met more sociopaths than I want to back in the day. 🙂
Crime is stupid for sure! Lol!
Many would argue that point. They don't want to work for a living, so the go the criminal route. 🙂
Good One,Mine's up and Yes I know I posted it late and added it even later. "-(( d( :-f :-* :-h d-)
One is never late for funny stuff Mike. Glad you could post a funny and you did too. 🙂
LOL
This criminals did not go to school. 🙂
And many that I met couldn't read or write, so you're right. 🙂
These are AWESOME. I laughed out loud at the second to last… that is hysterical!!!!
When I was working there were many funny stories to enjoy. All real too. 🙂
LOL. Ain't none of 'em got too many extry smarts do they? Bless their hearts.
Hope your day was lovely! big hugs xoxo
Not this crop of stupid. I don't they have any extry smarts at all. 🙂
Love these stupid burglar stories. The Michigan one is my favorite.
Bless their hearts and there are so many walking among us too. 🙂
Dumb thieves are my favorite.
Mine to Binky. 🙂
Hi Sandee!!! happy new year! 🙂
Are these for real? hahahaha!! Crime is no joke 😀
Happy New Year to you too Rocks.
I'm sure most of these are real if not all. 🙂
Thieves are somewhat dumb. The more intelligent people are busy working to earn their way through life
Some just won't work. They aren't employable either. 🙂