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Dorthy and Ardelle
Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date . I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.”
Ardelle: “Well, I’ll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 pm, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers!
Then he takes me downstairs. And what’s there; a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.
Then he takes me out for dinner; a marvellous dinner, lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks.
Then we go see a show. Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!
So then we are coming back to my apartment, and he turns into an ANIMAL.
Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me three times!”
Dorothy: “Goodness gracious! So you are telling me I shouldn’t go?”
Ardelle: “No, no, no… I’m just saying, wear an old dress!”
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George is quite the ladies man. Sounds like Dorothy is in for an exciting night
George is kind of scary if you ask me. 🙂
LMAO well she does have a point don't she, me thinks Dorothy will have a tanfastic time w-)
Have a superbtastic SSS :-h
Well we know George will. 🙂
Plan ahead…good plan! Haha
Happy Sunday, as always.
Big hugs, honey…
I'd pass myself. George is one of those kinds of guys. 🙂
Too funny. Sounds like quite the evening. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic Sunday.
Thanks Marg. Scritches to all your babies. 🙂
Good to know! hahaha!
big hugs xoxo
Yep, and you and I would have stayed home. Perhaps had a glass or two of wine. 🙂
Ardelle seems to have enjoyed her evening, three times. ha,ha,ha,
Have a very enjoyable Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
I hope you and Mary Lou had a great Sunday. 🙂
Was not expecting that punchline, but that is why it is called *punch* line
Yep, I love those punchlines that you don't see coming. 🙂
Heeheehee! If he's that way with a different lady every weekend, i think i'd worry about more than the dress!
I know I would, so I wouldn't be in this mix at all. 🙂
Did not see that coming. Three times.
I love it when I can stump you. 🙂
Why wear anything at all?
Why go out at all if you know what the end game is. 🙂
Happy SundayFUNday 🙂 Golden Woofs, SUGAR
Hope you had a woof woof Sunday FUNday too Sugar. 🙂
LOL! What an evening! 🙂
I remember those evenings with hubby from long ago. 🙂
Hahahahaha!
I thought so too Karen. 🙂
Dorothy can still choose to wear a new dress but don't invite him into her apartment. Ha ha!
I like that idea Nancy. 🙂
Hahahahahaaaaaaa…good one.
Have a great Sunday!
Hope you had a great Sunday too. 🙂
bwa hahahah cute very cute!
Very Silly, but it was Silly Sunday. 🙂
That's why I always wore old pants on dates as a young man!
Bwahahahahahahaha. 🙂
Way too funny not to swipe for a future Silly sundy of Mine!! :)) :-h :-f :-* d-)
Swipe away my friend. 🙂
LOL!! That's too funny! It's nice she can share… haha
Yep, it tells you how much she likes this guy doesn't it. 🙂
That is funny.
Funny and sad at the same time. :_
Extremely wise choice regarding the old dress 😀
Yes, this guy isn't worth losing a good dress. 🙂
Well…that's one way to go with advice…
Yep, not my way, but it's one way. 🙂
Sound advice? Lol!
It would be enough advice for me to stay home. 🙂
I could hear the "joke drums" playing in my head after that closing line. And it is good advice – no sense in ruining a good dress!
True indeed. I would never go out with this guy. 🙂
Or a suit of armor.
Yep, and that might not work with this guy. 🙂
I would go for the nice dinner and limousine but…that's it! I'll run away after dinner 🙂 hahaha!!
Me too Rocks, me too. 🙂