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The Present!
A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price – the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to put it on, and model it for him.
While upstairs, the wife (no dummy) thinks, ‘I have an idea. It’s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on, but I’ll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the money for myself.’
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband remarks, “‘Good Grief! You’d think for $500, they’d at least iron it!’
His funeral is on Thursday.
Hat tip: Linda W.
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I'm thinking no jury in the world will convict her when they hear his comment =))
Probably not. Wonder what she's going to spend the $500 on, the funeral? Naw. 🙂
LOL that made me laugh out loud and crease up (boom boom) although if it was said to me I wouldn't be laughing haha! :-#
Have a creasetastic SSS :>)
I'll try to have a creasetastic day Steve. 🙂
Now that is hysterical. Good one Sandee. Sandee, you and Zane have a great Sunday.
Women are always thinking aren't they. 🙂
Heeheehee! Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
You have a blessed and beautiful Sunday too. 🙂
cute!!
And deadly. 🙂
I hope that Victoria's Secret store doesn't give her the money back. It wasn't worth it. He didn't get a chance to feel it. Get it?
Have a wonderful Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
You're a silly man Paul. I like that about you. 🙂
So beautiful. Thank you for sharing and have an amazing new week.
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You have an amazing new week too. 🙂
Not the ending I expected. Lol
Not the one he was expecting either. 🙂
For the nefarious plan, she got what she deserved.
Yes she did. 🙂
No good deed goes unpunished. Sometimes a fellow just can't win.
That was my favorite saying when I was still working. 🙂
Oh, no!!! LOL! That was not the reaction she was expecting. 🙂
I think you're right about that Linda. 🙂
bwa hahahah snort snicker giggle! Have a great day! BIG HUGS!
You have a great day too Kathe. Big hugs back. 🙂
Hubby got a good chuckle from today's and yesterday's jokes! Thanks for the laugh!
You're most welcome Jean(ie) 🙂
HAHA!! That's awesome! 😀
Not for him, but she seems happy. 🙂
True story? 😕
No, it's a joke Tim. 🙂
Oh, such a wrong answer. I'm surprised he had lived that long.
Kind of makes you wonder why he even bothered in the first place. 🙂
LOL! But I think he got a slap on the face for that remark.
That was a very uncalled for remark. 🙂
Oh boy, that's one for the books!! Silly guy. 😉
Very silly guy. 🙂
Oh and thanks for the comments you leave about my son. I always think they're sweet, but I never say thank you. So now I am. 🙂 He's a sweetheart. I think I'll keep him. 😉
You are most welcome. He is very handsome and I know you'll keep him. I would too. 🙂
That is too funny 🙂
I thought so too. 🙂
Poor couple! None expected it to end that way. Silly guy!
He wasn't very bright though. 🙂
This one had me choking on my water! Excellent… I'm now off to see just how badly wrinkled mine is.
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I just checked my wrinkles out. I've a few. 🙂
The funeral was well deserved.
He wasn't very bright on this one Binky. 🙂
LOL – I'll be he went straight over that balcony rail.
Could have happened that way. 🙂