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The Rules
On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules:
“The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.”
He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $80.
Are there any questions?”
An older gentleman stood up and inquired: “How much for a season pass?”
Hat tip: Jerry T.
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Ha ha.. I think the manager never expected that question! Lol!
I don't think he did either. đŸ™‚
I think the manager needs to rethink his rules đŸ™‚
I do too Ann. đŸ™‚
LOL well at least the older gentleman had a good sense of humour haha! ;-(
Have a humourtastic SSS :d
Yes he sure did Steve. đŸ™‚
And his room is now next to the dean's office, lolol
That may or may not help. đŸ™‚
Good question. A season pass sounds good. Sandee, you and Zane have a fine day.
I agree Marg. It's not just the guys that need a season pass. đŸ™‚
Nice post!
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Thank you. đŸ™‚
Seniors don;t worry so much about fines and having an offence go on their "permanent record!"
I know I don't Joe. đŸ™‚
Heeheehee! Some people are always looking for a bargain. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
Well you have to be thrifty. đŸ™‚
That old man's got balls. Ha,ha,ha.
My wife & I are back from the cottage after a week. Nothing but rest & relaxation, eating & drinking, playing golf, watching golf because our cottage was off of a golf course and off of a lake. What a week. I want to go back…….
Have a great Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
I've missed you Paul, but I'm glad you and Mary Lou had a great week.
Thank you for the birthday cards. We got them last Monday. đŸ™‚
A non-transferrable lifetime pass should be cheap.
Now there is a plan. đŸ™‚
Gotta love seniors with ambitions. hehehe
Yes you do Jan. đŸ™‚
Season passes are a good deal, but sometime it hard to get your money's worth!
Yep, at some point what's the use in a season pass. đŸ™‚
Just like a geriatric Disneyland.
There are a lot of seniors in Florida and they are getting around very well. đŸ™‚
Hahahahahahaaaaaaaa….
Have a great Sunday!
You too my friend, you too. đŸ™‚
I bet a lot of men would say that đŸ™‚ Women too.
You're right on both counts. đŸ™‚
hahahahah made me snort and giggle! Hugs to you and Zane!
Hugs and prayers to you and Russell and lots of scritches to Miss Lucy. đŸ™‚
HAHA!! That's awesome!!! đŸ˜€
It sure is Lauren. đŸ™‚
Hubby would want a season pass for sure! Haha
Big hugs from the road, honey…
Mine would too Sandy. đŸ™‚
LOL – Stupid rule, perfect response.
Stupid rule and a very perfect response. đŸ™‚
Laughing…Good for him…I love how the gentleman turned the tables on the manager. Boy, talk about a scam…People do not realize that older people have many advantages. Laughing…Great post, my friend.
Have a wonderful Sunday evening. I love your posts.
"Big hugs"
Thanks Annie. I thought this one was cute. I've heard it in several different variations, but I like this one the best. đŸ™‚
LOL! That's a good question though.
Very good question. You need to get the rules down right away. đŸ™‚
i don't think i could handle a season pass … too old!!
Getting old isn't for sissies Phil. We both know that. đŸ™‚
He should get a senior's discount.
I agree Binky. đŸ™‚
Ah, this gentleman must have been the father of any number of my students. đŸ˜‰ There's one in every group!
When I tell them that two warnings gets them sent to safe seat, three to buddy, and multiple to the office, they want to know: What's after the office? In the same vein, if I say that being unsafe gets them immediately sent to the office, they want to have a long discussion about all the ways they can sort of act unsafe but still avoid the office. And so it goes.
There is always one Allison. You're right about that. đŸ™‚
hahahaha!!! maybe the manager forgot that older people are wiser đŸ™‚ more so when it is about money right?
Older people are way wiser. Yes indeed Rocks. đŸ™‚
Hi Sandee, what better way to start Monday than with a smile… Thank you and that randy old codger!
xx
You're most welcome Debbie. He is a randy old codger isn't he. đŸ™‚