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The Rules
On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules:
“The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.”
He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $80.
Are there any questions?”
An older gentleman stood up and inquired: “How much for a season pass?”
Hat tip: Jerry T.
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Ha ha.. I think the manager never expected that question! Lol!
I don't think he did either. 🙂
I think the manager needs to rethink his rules 🙂
I do too Ann. 🙂
LOL well at least the older gentleman had a good sense of humour haha! ;-(
Have a humourtastic SSS :d
Yes he sure did Steve. 🙂
And his room is now next to the dean's office, lolol
That may or may not help. 🙂
Good question. A season pass sounds good. Sandee, you and Zane have a fine day.
I agree Marg. It's not just the guys that need a season pass. 🙂
Nice post!
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Thank you. 🙂
Seniors don;t worry so much about fines and having an offence go on their "permanent record!"
I know I don't Joe. 🙂
Heeheehee! Some people are always looking for a bargain. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
Well you have to be thrifty. 🙂
That old man's got balls. Ha,ha,ha.
My wife & I are back from the cottage after a week. Nothing but rest & relaxation, eating & drinking, playing golf, watching golf because our cottage was off of a golf course and off of a lake. What a week. I want to go back…….
Have a great Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
I've missed you Paul, but I'm glad you and Mary Lou had a great week.
Thank you for the birthday cards. We got them last Monday. 🙂
A non-transferrable lifetime pass should be cheap.
Now there is a plan. 🙂
Gotta love seniors with ambitions. hehehe
Yes you do Jan. 🙂
Season passes are a good deal, but sometime it hard to get your money's worth!
Yep, at some point what's the use in a season pass. 🙂
Just like a geriatric Disneyland.
There are a lot of seniors in Florida and they are getting around very well. 🙂
Hahahahahahaaaaaaaa….
Have a great Sunday!
You too my friend, you too. 🙂
I bet a lot of men would say that 🙂 Women too.
You're right on both counts. 🙂
hahahahah made me snort and giggle! Hugs to you and Zane!
Hugs and prayers to you and Russell and lots of scritches to Miss Lucy. 🙂
HAHA!! That's awesome!!! 😀
It sure is Lauren. 🙂
Hubby would want a season pass for sure! Haha
Big hugs from the road, honey…
Mine would too Sandy. 🙂
LOL – Stupid rule, perfect response.
Stupid rule and a very perfect response. 🙂
Laughing…Good for him…I love how the gentleman turned the tables on the manager. Boy, talk about a scam…People do not realize that older people have many advantages. Laughing…Great post, my friend.
Have a wonderful Sunday evening. I love your posts.
"Big hugs"
Thanks Annie. I thought this one was cute. I've heard it in several different variations, but I like this one the best. 🙂
LOL! That's a good question though.
Very good question. You need to get the rules down right away. 🙂
i don't think i could handle a season pass … too old!!
Getting old isn't for sissies Phil. We both know that. 🙂
He should get a senior's discount.
I agree Binky. 🙂
Ah, this gentleman must have been the father of any number of my students. 😉 There's one in every group!
When I tell them that two warnings gets them sent to safe seat, three to buddy, and multiple to the office, they want to know: What's after the office? In the same vein, if I say that being unsafe gets them immediately sent to the office, they want to have a long discussion about all the ways they can sort of act unsafe but still avoid the office. And so it goes.
There is always one Allison. You're right about that. 🙂
hahahaha!!! maybe the manager forgot that older people are wiser 🙂 more so when it is about money right?
Older people are way wiser. Yes indeed Rocks. 🙂
Hi Sandee, what better way to start Monday than with a smile… Thank you and that randy old codger!
xx
You're most welcome Debbie. He is a randy old codger isn't he. 🙂