Riviera

A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.

The lawyer replied, “Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?”

The doctor replied, “Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds.”

The lawyer looked puzzled. “Gee,” he asked, “how did you start the flood?”

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54 thoughts on “Riviera

  1. Marg says:

    Love the stories about Roche. Hope he has a good trip to the Mall.
    Good lawyer joke. It might be a little harder to start a flood.
    Sandee, you and Zane and Litlle Bit have a super day.

  2. Paul Pietrangelo says:

    The other lawyer probably left the faucet running in the bathroom that created the flood in the house. See, I'm thinking. Ha,ha,ha, Have a creative Tuesday Sandee. Say hi to Zane & Little Bits. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Kismet says:

    I saw that one coming. It's a unrealistic joke because the lawyer is too honest. A good lawyer would have submitted paperwork that showed tat the place caught fire, sold the land to another lawyer who could do the same thing with a different insurance company in a few years.

  4. cube says:

    Even though my brother-in-law is a lawyer, I laugh at lawyer jokes the way I laugh at everything else jokes. I don't mean to be mean, but if it's funny, it's funny.

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