A Southern good-old-boy was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 40 something lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.
He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, “Would you like to buy some peaches?”
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, “Are they as firm as this?”
He nodded his head and said, “Yes ma’am,” and a little tear ran from his eye .
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, “Are they nice and pink like this?”
The Southern good-old-boy said, “Yes,” and another tear came from the other eye.
Then the lady unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, “Are they as fuzzy as this?”
He again said, “Yes,” and broke down crying. The lady asked, “Why on earth are you crying?”
Drying his eyes he replied, “The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn and now I’m gonna get screwed out of my peaches.”
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42 thoughts on “Peaches”
hahaha He knows his weakness. 😉
Yes he does Rose, yes he does. 🙂
Men… so easy. hahaha!
Have a terrific day hon. xoxo
They are for the most part indeed. Love you. 🙂
LOL I will think of this every time i see peaches now haha!
Have a fruitytastic day Sandee :-h
Good and it will make you smile. 🙂
That is a good one. Made me smile. Sandee, you have a great day along with Zane and Little Bit.
Good Marg, smiling is a good thing. 🙂
She too knows his weakness!
Have a great day!
Yes she does and she's exploiting it to beat the band. 🙂
I need to buy some peaches. Ha,ha,ha. Have a sweet, firm, pink and fuzzy Thursday Sandee. See ya.
Thanks Paul. You have a great day too my friend. 🙂
Bwwwah!!! Have a great day! xoxo
You too Caren. Scritches to Cody and Dakota. 🙂
I'm still laughing, sez one who just bought a nice bag of peaches…from a fruit market.
Scritches to LB. Big hugs, honey…
Are you going to smile every time you look at those peaches? 🙂
In future, when I look at peaches I will remember your joke!
Good. I'm glad I can offer you some entertainment. 🙂
A Southern boy would have felt how firm and fuzzy things were and then said that his peaches were firmer and fuzzier and "no deal".
You're probably right. Those southern boys are way smarter than we give them credit. 🙂
hee hee hee……I know a few blokes who'd looove to sell melons!
You crack me up Helena. 🙂
hahaha Have a peach of a day!
You too Kathe, you too. Scritches to Miss Lucy. 🙂
Well, he's getting something better than money right? 🙂
Poor guy . . . . c-)
You'd be smiling and giving up that box of peaches in a heartbeat Odie. 🙂
well isn't that just peachy 🙂
For the both of them actually. 🙂
Money or her…I'm thinking he's doing just fine. 🙂
Pretty much what I said too. 🙂
Oh, my! LOL!
Oh my and then some. 🙂
Damn reminds me of my days, as a young man, selling insurance to lonely house wives in the morning when their better halves were at work.
Eye candy in some cases I'm sure. 🙂
OHHHH Poor Baby!!!!! ha ha ha!
Well, he still got something for those peaches. 🙂
Farmers never win.
I'll have to agree here. 🙂