Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Love letter from Mathematician:

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.You are as essential to me as an element of a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Yours ever loving,

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. Rhonda
4. Blogitudes
5. BF Dude
6. Woodsterman
7. messymimi
8. Cranky
9. Agent 54
10. Cruisin’ Paul
11. Jason Salas
12. Tony McGurk
13. Catch My Words
14. Dakota
15. Jennifer
16. Ann
17. Barb
18. Margs Animals
19. Laika
20. Rajiv
21. Jean R.
22. Karma
23. Kathe W.
24. Traveling Bells
25. Abelle
26. Stephanie
27. Sarah
28. Cody
29. Cube
30. Jennifer
31. Rocks
32. Binky

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The Farm Boy

A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor’s, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door “Is your Dad home?”

“No sir, he isn’t; he went to town.”

“Well, is your Mother here?”

“No sir, she went to town with Dad.”

“How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”

“No sir, He went with Mom and Dad.”

“Well,” said the rancher uncomfortably, “I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It’s about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant.”‘

The boy thought for a moment. “You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don’t know how much he charges for Howard.”

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Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn’t hate cats. I’m still not convinced that he loves cats, but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. So come and join us in Feline Friday.
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Feline Friday Participants

1. BFDude
2. bethere2day
3. messymimi
4. Kitty Par-TAY
5. Comedy Plus
6. cube
7. Uncle Skip
8. Margs Animals
9. Kathe W.
10. BeadedTail
11. Traveling Cats
12. Cody
13. Mike Golch
14. Ida P. Krause
15. Gattina
16. Sneakers

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