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The students at a local college were assigned to read two books, “Titanic” and “My Life” by Bill Clinton, and to write book reports. One student turned in the following book report; with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: Cost = $29.99
Clinton: Cost = $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton: Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined
Clinton: Ditto for Monica’s
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
Clinton: Let’s not go there
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember anything
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
Clinton: Monica.. Ooh, let’s not go there, either
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary; basically the same thing.
This is the completed Story Game of “Joe” that you all did an outstanding job in authoring. It’s almost spring and the blossoms are appearing here and there throughout the area. Joe has decided that this year he’s going to do what he’s wanted to do for years. He’s going to join in on the adventure of a lifetime. He pulled out his bag to begin to pack starting with his adventure hat and some goodies to eat.
He also decided to take his trusty cat Bottoms. Together they quickly got on a cruise ship to begin their Adventure of a Lifetime. Bottoms fell asleep so Joe started to unpack. Once everything was unpacked and put away, Joe realized that he had forgotten to bring along the most important things for an adventure like this. He had forgotten his magic rope, torchlight, navigator, and smartphone. Thank goodness he didn’t forget the catnip. What’s a trip without a little catnip?
Bottoms immediately ripped opened the catnip and then ran around the ship and got got eaten by a shark when he fell over board. Joe said, “Bottoms up” and the shark released the cat. Oi you have just tried to eat my Bottoms you nasty piece of work now go get me a towel to dry my poor scared Bottoms. Joe called for the captain of the ship and told him he was not happy about the whole shark situation and demanded to know what was going to be done about it.
The captain told him that he should learn to control his cat better! Joe was not very pleased with the Captain’s comments. He marched off and later he went dinner at the captain’s table and sat next to a very beautiful blonde woman. Discussing a few things, she asked him if he would like to come to her cabin for a night cap. He said I’m looking for adventure, but am happily married, but could you take my cat off my hands, my wife is allergic and I need to change the cat box and vacuum before she comes home tomorrow night with pizza and beer.
The beautiful blonde agreed to take Bottoms and Joe went home and waited for his wife to arrive with the pizza and beer. They had a wonderful evening and she never mentioned the absence of Bottoms. She didn’t call him a jerk for going on a cruise either. She was just happy he came back home. Joe came to the realization that he’s never going to have an Adventure of a Lifetime, but that’s okay because he’s a happy man.