Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Dumb questions not to ask on a cruise ship:

Do these steps go up or down?
What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt?
Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?
Does the crew sleep on the ship?
Is this island completely surrounded by water?
Does the ship make its own electricity?
Is it salt water in the toilets?
What elevation are we at?
There’s a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them the next day… the question asked…”If the pictures aren’t marked, how will I know which ones are mine?”
What time is the Midnight Buffet being served?

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. Blogitudes
5. Caren and Cody
6. Did You?
7. messymimi
8. Cruisin’ Paul
9. Woodsterman
10. Tony McGurk
11. Jason Salas
12. Laika
13. Cranky
14. Agent 54
15. Just Out
16. Gibbs
17. Barb
18. Margs Animals
19. Traveling Bells
20. Jean R.
21. Kismet
22. Michelle
23. Sarah
24. Jean(ie)
25. Stephanie
26. Binky
27. Catherine
28. Mail4Rosey
29. Cube

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The Blonde

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, “I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!”

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
Image Credit: The Princess Paradox

Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn’t hate cats. I’m still not convinced that he loves cats, but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. So come and join us in Feline Friday.
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Feline Friday Participants

1. BFDude
2. Comedy Plus
3. bethere2day
4. Kathe W.
5. Kitty Par-TAY
6. Margs Animals
7. Uncle Skip
8. Cruisin’ Paul
9. Mike Golch
10. Lucky Lady
11. messymimi
12. Cat

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Two Solutions

The difference of approaches in California versus Texas!

CALIFORNIA:

A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the Governor.

The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote awareness program” for residents of the area.

The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack.

The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re the nature of coyotes.

PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.

TEXAS:

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.

A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging.

The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not. I live in California (and this is what would happen) and I should be living in Texas. Sigh!

Hat tip: Odie of Woodsterman
Image Credit: 28 Thousand Days