Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Exhausted

A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse.

“Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday,” she says.

The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday.

“I can’t,” says the woman. “That’s the only night I’m home with my husband.”

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. Agent 54
5. Blogitudes
6. Stupid Headlines
7. Perk at Work
8. Woodsterman
9. Tony McGurk
10. messymimi
11. Mail4Rosey
12. Gibbs
13. Margs Animals
14. Jean R.
15. Kismet
16. Laika
17. Cody
18. Kathe W.
19. Traveling Bells
20. Binky
21. Rocks
22. Sarah
23. Cube

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The Lifeguard

The lifeguard told a mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.

“Everyone knows,” the mother lectured him, “that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool.”

“Oh really?” said the lifeguard, “from the diving board?

Have a happy weekend.

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
Image Credit: Answers Bag

Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn’t hate cats. I’m still not convinced that he loves cats, but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. So come and join us in Feline Friday.
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Feline Friday Participants

1. bethere2day
2. Kitty Par-TAY
3. Comedy Plus
4. messymimi
5. Mike Golch
6. BFDude
7. Margs Animals
8. Missan
9. cube
10. Uncle Skip
11. BeadedTail
12. Samantha
13. Helena
14. Kathe W.
15. Tsunami

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Bill and the Prostitute

Clinton is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of Washington D.C. He notices a good looking prostitute. She sees this and calls out: “Fifty dollars!” He is tempted, but the price is a little high. So he calls back: “Five!” She is disappointed and turns away and Bill continues his jog.

A few days later, he finds himself jogging in the same area and as luck would have it, the prostitute is still there. But she want not come down on her price. “Fifty!” she shouts and Bill answers her: “Five!” No sale.

About a week later, Hillary has decided that she wants to get into shape so she demands to go jogging with Bill. They get to the seedy part of town and the same prostitute is still there. She eyes Bill and Hillary together and yells: “See what you get for five dollars!”

Okay, don’t get all riled up. I don’t want to see another Bush or Clinton in the white house.

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
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