Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

One Seat:

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.”

The man groaned but didn’t budge.

The usher became impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up from there I’m going to have to call the manager.”

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man.

Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.

The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, “All right buddy, what’s your name?”

“Sam,” the man moaned.

“Where ya from, Sam?”

With pain in his voice Sam replied “… the balcony.”

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. Agent 54
5. messymimi
6. Woodsterman
7. Cranky
8. Linda
9. Mike Golch
10. Mike Golch
11. Ann
12. Ron Russell
13. Margs Animals
14. Dakota
15. Jean R.
16. Nancy Chan
17. Jen
18. Barb
19. Stephanie
20. Jean(ie)
21. Tony McGurk
22. Rhonda
23. Binky

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Married Life…

During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone has any reason why these two people should not marry, speak up now or forever hold your peace…” have a 4-to-6 year old boy run up the aisle yelling, “Daddy, daddy.” I understand from a friend who played this joke on a relative that it took almost an hour to get the wedding started again.

This couple were married for 67 years. The husband was asked; if in all those years had they ever thought of divorce. “Heavens no” he replied. Murder yes, but never divorce.

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn’t hate cats. I’m still not convinced that he loves cats, but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. So come and join us in Feline Friday.
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Feline Friday Participants

1. BFDude
2. Comedy Plus
3. bethere2day
4. Lexie & Coco
5. messymimi
6. Merlin
7. Mike Golch
8. LOL Cats
9. Kathe W.
10. Margs Animals
11. BeadedTail
12. Uncle Skip
13. Volunteer Life

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Thankful Thursday

I’m thankful that this Saturday is my last official meeting to conduct for IOBG Delta District 19. I’m tired and it’s time to pass the torch to the next person. I’ll be district director next year and that will be a wonderful capstone to 10 years of volunteering in the boating community.

I’m thankful that we can boat over to that last meeting and enjoy the cruise and the company of fellow boaters, along with a fabulous meal.

I’m thankful for the first face lift we’ve done on our boat. The transformation has been nothing short of amazing. If you missed that post click HERE.

I’m thankful for all the opportunities that have come my way throughout my lifetime. I recognized them and worked hard to succeed. Many were very difficult, but I kept at them until they became my reality. Nothing and no one can take those precious successes and memories away from me.

I’m thankful for my neighbors. We watch out for each other, care for each other and respect each other. That doesn’t always happen in neighborhoods.

I’m thankful that I wake up each day and embrace the new day with vigor. It’s a blessing to be alive. Most of all I’m thankful that my glass is half full. Actually it’s completely full and overflowing.

Have a fabulous day.

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