Cerebral Witticisms

Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.

Shotgun wedding – a case of wife or death.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead give-away.)

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww…Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww…and that’s it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I’ll visit your Awww…Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.
This is our precious Little Bit that we lost October 22, 2015. This picture was taken on August 24, 2012. She loved to lay on the swim platform of our boat and look at the fish. If you biggify this picture you’ll see all the fish in the water. We miss you baby girl.

Awww…Mondays Participants

1. Awww Mondays
2. Woodsterman
3. messymimi
4. Marg’s Animals
5. Allison
6. Jody
7. Silly Willy
8. Mike Golch
9. Ron R
10. Driller’s Place

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Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Pure Wit – Part II:

A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.

I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.

It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip round the sun.

The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).

If you’re living on the edge, make sure you’re wearing your seat belt.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

It’s not hard to meet expenses…they’re everywhere.

Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.

Old people shouldn’t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. messymimi
4. Agent 54
5. Cranky
6. Cruisin’ Paul
7. Woodsterman
8. Linda
9. Tony McGurk
10. Mike Golch
11. Annie
12. Carin

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