Senior Computer Skills

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?

Customer: A white one.
Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it..
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
Customer: I can’t get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots.
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That’s not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry… Internet Explorer..

Hat tip: Linda W.
Image Credit: Home Soo

Wednesdays Question

It’s Wednesday so that means it’s question time. It’s time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We’d all like that.

Here’s this weeks question: There have been tons of press over Bruce Jenner’s becoming a woman. Many have said she’s a hero, more so than decorated military personnel in some cases. Is Caitlyn Jenner a hero or not?

No. I don’t feel she’s a hero. It did take a lot of courage for her to publicly do this, but a hero? No. This is a family that thrives on publicity. I do hope she’s happy with her decision.

Confessional

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him.

The rabbi told him he wouldn’t know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he’d stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do.The rabbi comes, and he and the priest are in the confessional. In a few minutes, a woman comes in and says, ‘Father, forgive me for I have sinned.’

The priest asks, ‘What did you do?’
The woman says, ‘I committed adultery.’
The priest says, ‘How many times?’
And the woman replies, ‘Three.’
Priest: ‘Say two Hail Mary’s, put $5 in the box, and go and sin no more.’
A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says, ‘Father forgive me for I have sinned.’
‘What did you do?’
‘I committed adultery.’
‘How many times?’
‘Three times.’
The priest says, ‘Say two Hail Mary’s, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more.’
The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he’s got it, so the priest leaves.
A few minutes later another woman enters and says, ‘Father, forgive me for I have sinned.’
The rabbi says, ‘What did you do?’
The woman replies, ‘I committed adultery.’
The rabbi, getting it off pat, says, ‘How many times?’
The woman replies, ‘Once.’
The rabbi said, ‘Go and do it two more times, We have a special this week, three for $5.’

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes
Image Credit: Pop Dose

Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww…Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww…and that’s it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I’ll visit your Awww…Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

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Awww…Mondays Participants

1. Awww Mondays
2. Kelley’s Dog Blog
3. Kittenish
4. Margs Animals
5. Woodsterman
6. Kathe W.
7. Silly Willy
8. Jody
9. messymimi
10. Gracie
11. Samantha
12. Laika
13. BeadedTail
14. BFDude
15. kitty Par-TAY
16. Linda
17. cube
18. Mike Golch
19. Samantha

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