Awww Mondays

Join us every Monday for Awww…Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww…and that’s it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I’ll visit your Awww…Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

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This is our great granddaughter Audi meeting Little Bit for the very first time on September 14, 2011. Audi is now five years old. We miss and love you Little Bit.

Awww…Mondays Participants

1. Awww Mondays
2. Margs Animals
3. messymimi
4. Woodsterman
5. BeadedTail
6. Silly Willy
7. Cody
8. Dakota
9. Kismet
10. ZoePhee
11. Linda
12. Kathe W.
13. Mike Golch
14. Allison
15. Annie

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Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Psychiatric Clinic:

Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The shrink informs them that they will have to pass a simple test. Asking the first patient:

Q. How much is two plus two?

A: Blue. At which the kind doctor calls in the orderly to escort the patient back to his room.

Turning to the second patient, he asks what is six minus three?

To which the patient replies: Square.

Once again the orderly is called in to remove the patient.

Turning to the third and last patient, he asks, ”How much is five plus five?”

The patient answers very confidently: Ten.

The doctor, amazed then inquires how did you figure it out?

The patient: ”Easy. Blue multiplied by square equals ten.”

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. messymimi
4. Agent 54
5. Woodsterman
6. Linda
7. Cranky
8. Mike Golch
9. Blogoratti
10. Ann
11. Rhonda
12. Mail4Rosey
13. Traveling Bells
14. Margs Animals
15. Jean R.
16. Cruisin’ Paul
17. Barb
18. Linda
19. Rajiv
20. Nancy Chan
21. Kathe W.
22. Katherine
23. Jean(ie)
24. Driller
25. Annie

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Retardment Grandparents

After Christmas vacation, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Stayyoung Bay in Florida where everyone lives in nice little houses, and so they don’t have to mow the grass anymore!

They ride around on their bicycles and scooters and wear name tags because they don’t know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now. They do exercises there, but they don’t do them very well.

There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on.

At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts!

Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night – early birds.

Some of the people can’t get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.

My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too.

When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.

Hat tip: Georgia L.

Image Credit: Fl Over 55

Feline Friday

FelineFriday Blog Hop Badge [300 px]My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme. Feline Friday is simple to join. All you have to do is:

Post a picture, drawing, cartoon or video of a cat (They may be silly or cute)
Go to my sidebar and click on the Feline Friday code
Paste the code under your cat picture
Add your name and link.

Image Credit: Click on Image

Feline Friday Participants

1. BFDude
2. Comedy Plus
3. bethere2day
4. messymimi
5. Margs Animals
6. Angel
7. Kathe W.

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