How about we do something fun for Tuesdays. Post a funny picture. Post a not so funny picture. Post whatever weirdness you want. That’s it.
Grab the Happy Tuesday linky code on my sidebar and make sure you leave a link to your post here and I’ll visit your Happy Tuesday post.
Church Bulletins
When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.
Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.
The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.
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Heeheehee! It’s a good thing the Almighty has a sense of humor, isn’t it?
Hope you and Mr. Zane are having a fabulous Tuesday!
Sometimes you think you’re saying one thing and you’re saying something entirely different. 🙂
LOVE these. Too funny. I can’t help wondering if they got many 2 year olds to apply for nursery workers
I wonder how well they would do? Not very. 🙂
Hehe, that’s made me laffs, especially the drinking and smoking two year olds!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
That one made me laugh out loud for sure. Loves and licky kisses back. Princess Leah. 🙂
Sandee,
I got a chuckle out of the Wanted notification for a Christian nanny. 😀
They really messed that one up for sure. 🙂
I had a good laugh at these jokes … the intricacies of the English language 🙂
English is a tough language isn’t it. Well it is for these folks. 🙂
Those are too funny and the Dad was giggling out loud!
There were a couple of them that made me giggle too. 🙂
LOL..I especially liked the first one 🙂 ((Hugs))
I’m glad you did, Michelle. Hugs back. 🙂
Thanks for the laughs! I like the 2 year old nursery workers and Christian nanny jokes. Lol!
I don’t think they will be very good nursery workers. 🙂
Those were all just way too funny. Thanks for the good laugh Sandee. Hope you and Zane have a great Thanksgiving.
Thanks, Marg. I hope you have a great Thanksgiving to, my friend. Scritches to all your babies. 🙂
Those were fun 🙂 Have a great day! Thank you for hosting.
Thanks, Ellen. I try to do positive stuff here. There is too much negative. 🙂
Hi Sandee, two year olds are so advanced these days! I had noticed that workers are are getting younger all the time!
xx
Amazing isn’t it. I’ve seen some really weird stuff that people thought was just fine. 🙂
LOL, all funny, and the one about the pastor’s sermons – so often true!
Best place to get some sleep is during a sermon. 🙂
These are good! Thanks for the laughs! Make it a great day.
You make it a great day too, Eugenia. 🙂
snicker chortle …..good ones! Have a lovely day today and every day! Hugs to you and Zane!
You and hubby have a lovely day and everyday too. Hugs to you both. Scritches to Miss Lucy. 🙂
LOL! Proofreading, context and grammar are very important!
It appears that everyone wants to dump their 2-year olds on someone else-except for those who smoke and drink. They’re keepers.
It appears you’re correct about this, Kismet. You’re a smart bird. 🙂
And sometimes you can proofread and still mess it up. 🙂
We’re always up for parish funnies and loved these! Here’s one to add: Confessions by appointment. See an usher..! Of course, if you have nothing to confess, you see me! Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! – Tom x
Nice to meet you Tom. Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment. Happy Thanksgiving to you too. 🙂
haha…those are really funny.
Jean
Have a great day Sandee.
Thanks, Jean. Scritches to the kitties. 🙂
Oh fun sayings ~ bringing smiles to our faces ~ Xox from Ms. Z and hugs from me ~ XXX ~
Happy Day to you,
A ShutterBug Explores,
aka (A Creative Harbor)
Happy is a good way to feel. Hug to you and tons of scritches to Ms. Zoe. 🙂
Meaning comes out of the mind of the reader.
Yes, when you think you’ve written it correctly you may not have. The reader figures out what you said. 🙂
Funny! I didn’t get the ‘angle’ typo at first. 🙂 Hope you’re having a blessed day!
Spelling is so important isn’t it. You have a blessed day too, Darla. 🙂
Oh my word I’m giggling at the church funnies. Parking on angels and 2yo nursery workers.Thank you for linking me as I wasn’t sure an afghan post qualified .lol
Hugs cecilia
You can’t make this stuff up, Cecilia. Hugs back. 🙂
Those are funny, especially the one about the patient who is having trouble sleeping. 🙂 Happy Thanksgiving to you!
Punctuation is ever so important. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, my friend. 🙂
Thanks for mentioning that list.. ooops that one was last week’s. So…. of all times not to feel all that great when Turkey day is right around the corner. Well, thank God I don’t think I’m cooking this year… but we’ll see what happens. HAPPY TURKEY and I know you have soooooooooooooo much to be thankful for and soooooooooo do I. Thankful for my new friend! HUGS…. AND LUV YA LOTS!
Thanks for changing it as you want to have different links, not the same ones. They don’t count. I hope you’re not cooking this year. You need to get well first. We both are thankful and that’s a good thing. Love you lots too. 🙂
Those are all funny. Thanks for making me laugh!
You’re most welcome on both counts. 🙂
Yes, words are extremely important. So is the order in which you put them. 🙂
Yes on both counts, Jan. 🙂
Those were really funny, and my favorite kind of humor.
Happy Tuesday! <3
Mine too, Barbara. It’s amazing how folks can get something so simple so very wrong. 🙂
Sorry, I’m late to the game, but my post today just happened to be about Joseph Tobin, the Cardinal of Newark, NJ. I thought your Church Bulletins were funny, but my posts weren’t funny at all. Sorry to be Debbie Downer.
You aren’t a Debbie Downer. These kinds of things happen and they seem to be out in the open anymore. 🙂
These are great.
They are still, but they happen more than we know. 🙂
Thanks for sharing such wonderful posts to always make us laugh. We are always happy to see you Happy Tuesday posts. We all hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday and enjoy all the good times you will have.
I try to do happy things here. There is so much negativity anymore. I don’t like that. 🙂
Thanks for the smiles – those church bulletins can be truly entertaining. We liked the Bible Study one a lot:)
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
There are so many of these around. Bless their hearts. 🙂
Oh boy people sure do need to learn to write better. Those are so funny!
Yes write and the proper use of punctuation. 🙂