Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.
Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, “I guess you can tell I’m very much in love with you. I’d like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage.
So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it’s only fair to warn you, I’m a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that’s going to be a problem for us, you’d better say so now!”
Nancy took a deep breath and responded, “Ed, that certainly won’t be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we’re being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I’ve been a hooker.”
“Oh wow! I see,” Ed replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment. Deep in serious thought then he added, “You know, it’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.”
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Wow, he really does love golf. 😉
big hugs xoxo
That's all he knows Barb. 🙂
LOL, sounds like they were made for each other
Yep, they are both passionate about what they love. 🙂
I love golf also but I never hooked my balls. Ha,ha,ha. See ya Sandee and try to have good day my friend.
Cruisin Paul
I'm happy about that Paul. 🙂
Good one Sandee. It sure did make me laugh out loud. Sending you and Zane some more hugs.
We'll take all the hugs we can get Marg. Thanks. 🙂
LOL – good chuckle with the morning coffee today. Thanks!
You're most welcome. 🙂
He really did love his golf game. Non-golfers would never understand the punch line here!
Most wouldn't, but it appears that some did Ron. 🙂
I'm not a golfer, but I get the punchline. Good one! Haha
Extra big hugs, honey…
I'm not a golfer either, but this one was pretty easy to figure out.
It's been so hard honey, so hard. 🙂
I am not a golfer either, but this didn't stop me from getting this one. Thanks, dear Sandee! Big hugs! 🙂
You're most welcome Linda. It's pretty easy to figure this one out. 🙂
I think he gave the advice for a slicer who works at a deli.
Perhaps, but probably not. 🙂
LOL now that's what I call dedication
Have a good Saturday Sandee g-)
For the both of them too. 🙂
oh hahahah poor guy! I've been thinking about you and Zane a lot since hearing the bad news. Wishing you a sweet weekend for your healing hearts.
We've had a very wet weekend. Lots of tears. Some over the pain and others thinking about the good times. A roller coaster ride from Hades. 🙂
Now guy truly is a golf nut! Very cute.
I think they are both obsessed. Bless their hearts. 🙂
A man who can't see past the golf course, lolol
Yep, perhaps he'll never figure out what she meant. 🙂
He is no match to such a hooker. Good one!
Nope he's no match at all. 🙂
Heeheehee! If she's smart, she'll grab him!
I'm thinking it's a done deal. 🙂
Bwahaha!!! Honesty is the best policy I guess….
Well, with this guy it doesn't seem to matter. 🙂
Didn't see that coming and I should have since I play golf and have a problem with hooking!
Good one.
Well there you go Joe. 🙂
Ha Ha Ha!!! Hilarous Sandee. I had the reverse problem, I was always a slicer. Accept the ring Nancy before Ed realises what you really mean
I'm not so sure that Ed will ever figure out what she meant. 🙂
Ha ha..I am a non-golfer. Ed is really a golf nut and he lives in his own golf world!
That's his only world evidently. Bless his heart. 🙂
I'm ROFLing and Seymour is *face palming*…
Seymour should have a bit more of a sense of humor about this. 🙂
That is the most logical conclusion.
Well, it is for him. 🙂