A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, “Using every applicable thing you’ve learned in this course, prove to me that this chair DOES NOT EXIST.”
So, pencils are writing and erasers are erasing, students are preparing to embark on novels proving that this chair doesn’t exist, except for one student. He spends thirty seconds writing his answer, then turns his final in to the astonishment of his peers.
Time goes by, and the day comes when all the students get their final grades…and to the amazement of the class, the student who wrote for thirty seconds gets the highest grade in the class.
Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.
This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath. Just as he’d become comfortable, the front doorbell rang. The man got out of the tub, put on terry cloth slippers and a large towel, wrapped his head in a smaller towel, and went to the door. A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any magazines. Slamming the door, the man returned to the bath.
The doorbell rang again. On went the slippers and towels, and the man started for the door again. He took one step, slipped on a wet spot, fell, and hit his back against the hard porcelain of the tub.
Cursing under his breath, the man struggled into his street clothes and, with every move a stab of pain, drove to the doctor. After examining him, the doctor said, “You know, you’re lucky. Nothing is broken. But you need to relax. Why don’t you go home and take a long hot bath?”
As SANTA’S HELPERS we got here on our POLAR EXPRESS LUVIN’ TRAIN! HO HO HO, and as the Conductor of this CHRISTMAS TRAIN let me do introductions. I’m Head Elf, XmasDolly (Marie or you can just call me Dolly!). My co-elves are: ♥Stacy of Stacy Uncorked♥ & Elf Co-Conductor ♥Cathy of Curious as a Cathy♥ with all her beautiful mewsic & SHE IS MY BFF Co-Elf Conductor & stands in for me from time to time! LOVE HER! She has done a great job for me these last couple of months while I was out having some serious major surgery cuz she’s THE BEST… LOVE YOU GIRL…, Conductor, & ♥ Alana of Ramblin’ with AM♥ our latest elf & Co-Conductor! Also we still have Our Callie of JAmerican Spice♥
So, here’s the RULES:
Run over to You Tube, & lock & load! The theme for the whole month of December is Christmas Music or anything to do with Christmas, but if you are a humbugger or Happy Hanukkah … you may put up anything you like. We aim to please!