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Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

The Hunting Trip

Three men took a small plane to the wilderness in northern Canada to hunt moose over the weekend. The last thing the pilot said was, “Remember, this is a very small plane and you will only be able to bring ONE moose back.”

But of course, they killed one each and returned to the plane with three moose.

The pilot said: “I have told you to bring one moose only”.

“That’s what you told us last year,” the hunters replied, “but for an additional $100 you allowed us to bring three moose. Here, take $100 now.”

The pilot agrees, and lets them bring all three dead moose onboard.

Just after takeoff, the plane stalled and crashed. In the wreckage, one of the men woke up, looked around and said: “Where the hell are we?”

“Oh, just about a hundred yards east of the place where we crashed last year.”

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. Blogitudes
4. messymimi
5. bfdude
6. Cruisin’ Paul
7. Tony McGurk
8. Cranky
9. Woodsterman
10. Jason Salas
11. Uncle Skip

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Gomer

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer went in to try out for the job.

“Okay,” the sheriff drawled, “Gomer, what is 1 and 1?”

“11” he replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but he’s right.”

“What two days of the week start with the letter ‘T’?”

“Today and tomorrow.”

The sheriff was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

“Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?”

Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, “I don’t know.”

“Well, why don’t you go home and work on that one for a while?”

So, Gomer wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. “It went great! First day on the job and I’m already working on a murder case!”

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Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn’t hate cats. I’m still not convinced that he loves cats, but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.  So come and join us in Feline Friday.
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Feline Friday Participants

1. BFDude
2. Comedy Plus
3. Kathe W.
4. bethere2day
5. messymimi
6. Mike Golch
7. Kitty Par-TAY
8. cube
9. Uncle Skip
10. Margs Animals

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Ten Golden Rules

Frequent Flyers Ten Golden Rules

No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.

If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.

If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.

Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.

If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper. Or start to drink your coffee.

If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just look for the two largest passengers.

Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the lavatory.

The crying baby on board is always seated next to you.

The best-looking woman/man on your flight is never seated next to you.

The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.

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