Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

The Small Brown Bottle:

The other day I went over to a nearby CVS Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight back to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists’ Counter is located and took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both ontothe counter. The Pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.

I said, “Yes! Could you please taste this for me?”

Being I’m a senior citizen, I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me, and picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around. Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he

spit it out on the floor and began coughing.

When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?”

The pharmacists, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, “HECK NO!”

So I said, “Oh thank God! That’s a real relief! My Doctor told me to get my urine tested for sugar!”

Well, I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don’t care though, because they aren’t very friendly there anyway.

Hat tip: Duffy L.

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. Margs Animals
5. Blogitudes
6. Agent 54
7. Cranky
8. messymimi
9. Woodsterman
10. Perk at Work
11. Cruisin’ Paul
12. Tony McGurk
13. Traveling Bells
14. Perk at Work
15. Rhonda
16. Nancy Chan
17. Ann
18. Barb
19. Joy
20. Driller
21. Kathe W.
22. Jean R.
23. Kismet
24. Linda
25. Christine
26. Stephanie
27. Mail4Rosey
28. SuperLux
29. Binky
30. cube
31. Just Out
32. Rocks

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The Lawn Mower

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.” The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Hat tip: Jerry T.
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Feline Friday

My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn’t hate cats. I’m still not convinced that he loves cats, but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. So come and join us in Feline Friday.
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Feline Friday Participants

1. BFDude
2. Comedy Plus
3. bethere2day
4. messymimi
5. Kitty Par-TAY
6. Karen
7. Margs Animals
8. Uncle Skip
9. Kathe W.
10. Mike Golch
11. cube
12. Animal Shelter
13. Ann
14. Shiju Sugunan

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The Text

A guy texts his neighbor friend:

Dear Keith: I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you.

I know it’s no excuse, but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again.

The neighbor, feeling outrage and betrayed, grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom and without a word, shoots his wife.

Moments later the guy gets a second text: Damn, found a spelling error, I really should use spell check! That should be “WiFi”… Sorry!

Hat tip: Uncle Skip

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