Happy Tuesday

How about we do something fun for Tuesdays. Post a funny picture. Post a not so funny picture. Post whatever weirdness you want. That’s it.

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Church Bulletins

When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.

Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.

The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.

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  65 comments for “Happy Tuesday

  1. November 20, 2018 1:48 am at 1:48 am

    Heeheehee! It’s a good thing the Almighty has a sense of humor, isn’t it?

    Hope you and Mr. Zane are having a fabulous Tuesday!

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:14 pm at 2:14 pm

      Sometimes you think you’re saying one thing and you’re saying something entirely different. πŸ™‚

  2. November 20, 2018 2:03 am at 2:03 am

    LOVE these. Too funny. I can’t help wondering if they got many 2 year olds to apply for nursery workers

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:15 pm at 2:15 pm

      I wonder how well they would do? Not very. πŸ™‚

  3. Princess Leah
    November 20, 2018 2:21 am at 2:21 am

    Hehe, that’s made me laffs, especially the drinking and smoking two year olds!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:15 pm at 2:15 pm

      That one made me laugh out loud for sure. Loves and licky kisses back. Princess Leah. πŸ™‚

  4. November 20, 2018 3:00 am at 3:00 am

    Sandee,

    I got a chuckle out of the Wanted notification for a Christian nanny. πŸ˜€

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:16 pm at 2:16 pm

      They really messed that one up for sure. πŸ™‚

  5. November 20, 2018 3:20 am at 3:20 am

    I had a good laugh at these jokes … the intricacies of the English language πŸ™‚

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:28 pm at 2:28 pm

      English is a tough language isn’t it. Well it is for these folks. πŸ™‚

  6. November 20, 2018 4:31 am at 4:31 am

    Those are too funny and the Dad was giggling out loud!

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:29 pm at 2:29 pm

      There were a couple of them that made me giggle too. πŸ™‚

  7. November 20, 2018 4:51 am at 4:51 am

    LOL..I especially liked the first one πŸ™‚ ((Hugs))

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:29 pm at 2:29 pm

      I’m glad you did, Michelle. Hugs back. πŸ™‚

  8. November 20, 2018 5:16 am at 5:16 am

    Thanks for the laughs! I like the 2 year old nursery workers and Christian nanny jokes. Lol!

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:30 pm at 2:30 pm

      I don’t think they will be very good nursery workers. πŸ™‚

  9. November 20, 2018 6:28 am at 6:28 am

    Those were all just way too funny. Thanks for the good laugh Sandee. Hope you and Zane have a great Thanksgiving.

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:30 pm at 2:30 pm

      Thanks, Marg. I hope you have a great Thanksgiving to, my friend. Scritches to all your babies. πŸ™‚

  10. 15andmeowing
    November 20, 2018 6:30 am at 6:30 am

    Those were fun πŸ™‚ Have a great day! Thank you for hosting.

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:31 pm at 2:31 pm

      Thanks, Ellen. I try to do positive stuff here. There is too much negative. πŸ™‚

  11. November 20, 2018 6:32 am at 6:32 am

    Hi Sandee, two year olds are so advanced these days! I had noticed that workers are are getting younger all the time!

    xx

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:32 pm at 2:32 pm

      Amazing isn’t it. I’ve seen some really weird stuff that people thought was just fine. πŸ™‚

  12. November 20, 2018 6:55 am at 6:55 am

    LOL, all funny, and the one about the pastor’s sermons – so often true!

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:33 pm at 2:33 pm

      Best place to get some sleep is during a sermon. πŸ™‚

  13. November 20, 2018 7:17 am at 7:17 am

    These are good! Thanks for the laughs! Make it a great day.

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:34 pm at 2:34 pm

      You make it a great day too, Eugenia. πŸ™‚

  14. November 20, 2018 7:35 am at 7:35 am

    snicker chortle …..good ones! Have a lovely day today and every day! Hugs to you and Zane!

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:35 pm at 2:35 pm

      You and hubby have a lovely day and everyday too. Hugs to you both. Scritches to Miss Lucy. πŸ™‚

  15. November 20, 2018 7:42 am at 7:42 am

    LOL! Proofreading, context and grammar are very important!

    • November 20, 2018 8:19 am at 8:19 am

      It appears that everyone wants to dump their 2-year olds on someone else-except for those who smoke and drink. They’re keepers.

      • Comedy Plus
        November 20, 2018 2:36 pm at 2:36 pm

        It appears you’re correct about this, Kismet. You’re a smart bird. πŸ™‚

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:35 pm at 2:35 pm

      And sometimes you can proofread and still mess it up. πŸ™‚

  16. frtomfishworthy
    November 20, 2018 8:03 am at 8:03 am

    We’re always up for parish funnies and loved these! Here’s one to add: Confessions by appointment. See an usher..! Of course, if you have nothing to confess, you see me! Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! – Tom x

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:37 pm at 2:37 pm

      Nice to meet you Tom. Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment. Happy Thanksgiving to you too. πŸ™‚

  17. November 20, 2018 8:49 am at 8:49 am

    haha…those are really funny.

    Jean

    Have a great day Sandee.

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:37 pm at 2:37 pm

      Thanks, Jean. Scritches to the kitties. πŸ™‚

  18. November 20, 2018 8:59 am at 8:59 am

    Oh fun sayings ~ bringing smiles to our faces ~ Xox from Ms. Z and hugs from me ~ XXX ~

    Happy Day to you,
    A ShutterBug Explores,
    aka (A Creative Harbor)

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:38 pm at 2:38 pm

      Happy is a good way to feel. Hug to you and tons of scritches to Ms. Zoe. πŸ™‚

  19. November 20, 2018 9:38 am at 9:38 am

    Meaning comes out of the mind of the reader.

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:39 pm at 2:39 pm

      Yes, when you think you’ve written it correctly you may not have. The reader figures out what you said. πŸ™‚

  20. November 20, 2018 9:50 am at 9:50 am

    Funny! I didn’t get the ‘angle’ typo at first. πŸ™‚ Hope you’re having a blessed day!

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:39 pm at 2:39 pm

      Spelling is so important isn’t it. You have a blessed day too, Darla. πŸ™‚

  21. November 20, 2018 10:12 am at 10:12 am

    Oh my word I’m giggling at the church funnies. Parking on angels and 2yo nursery workers.Thank you for linking me as I wasn’t sure an afghan post qualified .lol
    Hugs cecilia

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:39 pm at 2:39 pm

      You can’t make this stuff up, Cecilia. Hugs back. πŸ™‚

  22. November 20, 2018 11:42 am at 11:42 am

    Those are funny, especially the one about the patient who is having trouble sleeping. πŸ™‚ Happy Thanksgiving to you!

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:40 pm at 2:40 pm

      Punctuation is ever so important. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, my friend. πŸ™‚

  23. November 20, 2018 12:55 pm at 12:55 pm

    Thanks for mentioning that list.. ooops that one was last week’s. So…. of all times not to feel all that great when Turkey day is right around the corner. Well, thank God I don’t think I’m cooking this year… but we’ll see what happens. HAPPY TURKEY and I know you have soooooooooooooo much to be thankful for and soooooooooo do I. Thankful for my new friend! HUGS…. AND LUV YA LOTS!

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:42 pm at 2:42 pm

      Thanks for changing it as you want to have different links, not the same ones. They don’t count. I hope you’re not cooking this year. You need to get well first. We both are thankful and that’s a good thing. Love you lots too. πŸ™‚

  24. Memories of Eric and Flynn
    November 20, 2018 1:53 pm at 1:53 pm

    Those are all funny. Thanks for making me laugh!

    • Comedy Plus
      November 20, 2018 2:44 pm at 2:44 pm

      You’re most welcome on both counts. πŸ™‚

  25. November 20, 2018 3:03 pm at 3:03 pm

    Yes, words are extremely important. So is the order in which you put them. πŸ™‚

    • Comedy Plus
      November 21, 2018 7:33 am at 7:33 am

      Yes on both counts, Jan. πŸ™‚

  26. November 20, 2018 3:05 pm at 3:05 pm

    Those were really funny, and my favorite kind of humor.
    Happy Tuesday! <3

    • Comedy Plus
      November 21, 2018 7:33 am at 7:33 am

      Mine too, Barbara. It’s amazing how folks can get something so simple so very wrong. πŸ™‚

  27. November 20, 2018 3:16 pm at 3:16 pm

    Sorry, I’m late to the game, but my post today just happened to be about Joseph Tobin, the Cardinal of Newark, NJ. I thought your Church Bulletins were funny, but my posts weren’t funny at all. Sorry to be Debbie Downer.

    • Comedy Plus
      November 21, 2018 7:34 am at 7:34 am

      You aren’t a Debbie Downer. These kinds of things happen and they seem to be out in the open anymore. πŸ™‚

  28. cranky
    November 20, 2018 4:17 pm at 4:17 pm

    These are great.

    • Comedy Plus
      November 21, 2018 7:35 am at 7:35 am

      They are still, but they happen more than we know. πŸ™‚

  29. November 20, 2018 4:25 pm at 4:25 pm

    Thanks for sharing such wonderful posts to always make us laugh. We are always happy to see you Happy Tuesday posts. We all hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday and enjoy all the good times you will have.

    • Comedy Plus
      November 21, 2018 7:35 am at 7:35 am

      I try to do happy things here. There is so much negativity anymore. I don’t like that. πŸ™‚

  30. November 20, 2018 6:36 pm at 6:36 pm

    Thanks for the smiles – those church bulletins can be truly entertaining. We liked the Bible Study one a lot:)

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

    • Comedy Plus
      November 21, 2018 7:39 am at 7:39 am

      There are so many of these around. Bless their hearts. πŸ™‚

  31. November 20, 2018 6:45 pm at 6:45 pm

    Oh boy people sure do need to learn to write better. Those are so funny!

    • Comedy Plus
      November 21, 2018 7:40 am at 7:40 am

      Yes write and the proper use of punctuation. πŸ™‚

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