How about we do something fun for Tuesdays. Post a funny picture. Post a not so funny picture. Post whatever weirdness you want. That’s it.
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.
My resume is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do.
The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to upset you.
Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.