Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

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Google Pizza:

CALLER: Is this Gordon’s Pizza?

GOOGLE: No sir, it’s Google Pizza.

CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.

GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.

CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?

CALLER: My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

CALLER: OK! That’s what I want …

GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten free thin crust?

CALLER: What? I detest vegetables.

GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

CALLER: How the hell do you know?

GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago.

CALLER: I bought more from another drugstore.

GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

CALLER: I paid in cash.

GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

CALLER: I have other sources of cash.

GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.

CALLER: WHAT THE HELL?

GOOGLE: I’m sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

CALLER: Enough already! I’m sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I’m going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago

Hat tip: Linda W.

Silly Sunday Participants

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3. Janu Bairiha
4. messymimi
5. Margs Animals
6. Willy & Fluffy
7. Woodsterman
8. Mike Golch
9. Lawyer Dog
10. Just Out
11. Uncle Skip

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  48 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. November 5, 2017 at 1:01 am

    LOL it is certainly getting like that makes you wanna tell em to track off! heheh!

    Have a googletastic SSS :-h

    • November 5, 2017 at 2:46 pm

      They are that smart now. It's scary. 🙂

  2. November 5, 2017 at 3:39 am

    Heeheehee! Yep, for several years we had pizza every single Friday night for our kids and all their friends who came to spend the night, and they knew us almost that well.

    Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

    • November 5, 2017 at 2:46 pm

      Yep, and technology is logging every key stroke. 🙂

  3. November 5, 2017 at 4:40 am

    That is so scary and probably will be true before long. Sandee, you and Zane have a super Sunday.

    • November 5, 2017 at 2:47 pm

      It is true. It's scary, but it's true. 🙂

  4. Jan
    November 5, 2017 at 5:40 am

    That is too close to reality to be funny.

    • November 5, 2017 at 2:47 pm

      It's an old one, but still found it frighteningly funny. 🙂

  5. November 5, 2017 at 5:46 am

    That is funny, but sadly very close to the truth. Have a great day!:)

    • November 5, 2017 at 2:48 pm

      I'm pretty sure this is happening right now. It's scary and then some. 🙂

  6. November 5, 2017 at 6:45 am

    Oh, hahaha…that is really scary good…this is the stuff of nightmares. *wink*

    • November 5, 2017 at 6:47 am

      P.S. Have a great day, Sandee! HUGS.

    • November 5, 2017 at 2:48 pm

      Yes, the stuff of nightmares. 🙂

    • November 5, 2017 at 2:48 pm

      You have a great day too, Annie. ♥

  7. November 5, 2017 at 6:50 am

    Gosh, nothing's private anymore.

  8. November 5, 2017 at 8:22 am

    Oh my gosh it's both funny and scary how true this is.

    • November 5, 2017 at 2:50 pm

      I remember when this first came out it wasn't a reality yet. Now it is. 🙂

  9. November 5, 2017 at 10:11 am

    Thanks, Sandee ~ appreciate your well wishes ~ Xox

    light and love,
    A Shutter Bug Explores
    aka (A Creative Harbor)

    ps. Send healing energy ~ just out of hospital with adverse reaction to flu and pneumonia shot ~

    • November 5, 2017 at 2:51 pm

      You're most welcome, Carol. I hate being sick. 🙂

  10. November 5, 2017 at 10:38 am

    Google,There are every where!! 🙁 :-f :-h d-)

    • November 5, 2017 at 2:51 pm

      I agree, they are everywhere. 🙂

  11. November 5, 2017 at 11:29 am

    this is funny but also kinda scary…..we can run but we cannot hide any more! Have a lovely loving day!

    • November 5, 2017 at 2:51 pm

      No we can't. Some are off the grid though. Not many, but some. 🙂

  12. November 5, 2017 at 11:52 am

    Ouch. I feel like this is everyday life … and getting worse. Can we not have any privacy anymore?

    • November 5, 2017 at 2:55 pm

      No, I think the privacy is a long gone for the most part. 🙂

  13. November 5, 2017 at 12:10 pm

    Back in the day this would've been a knee-slapper. Now it's too close to the creepy reality of huge tech corps watching our every move… for our own good, don'cha know.

    • November 5, 2017 at 2:56 pm

      Back in the day it was a knee slapper. Now it's just frightening. 🙂

  14. November 5, 2017 at 1:54 pm

    Thats funny but kind of scary how close to the truth it's getting.

    • November 5, 2017 at 2:56 pm

      Yep, it's getting there and quickly. 🙂

  15. November 5, 2017 at 2:03 pm

    Omigosh, there's probably more truth in this than we'll ever know! I'm laughing, but cautiously! 😛

    • November 5, 2017 at 2:56 pm

      It's more truth than not. Yes it's scary. 🙂

  16. November 5, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    I hate to say it, but that conversation is too true!
    I did, however, laugh so hard, coffee came out my nose!
    Barb (Marv's Mom)

    • November 5, 2017 at 2:57 pm

      One is very talented if they can laugh so hard coffee comes out of their nose. 🙂

  17. November 5, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    He should have switched to Andy's Pizza which was also bought out and is now Amazon pizza. The doorbell would have sounded just as he thought about having pizza with his usual pizza.

    • November 5, 2017 at 2:57 pm

      That's even scarier. 🙂

  18. November 5, 2017 at 9:39 pm

    This is really scary! There is no more privacy. The next time will be telling what goes on in our mind!

    • November 6, 2017 at 5:38 am

      We traded privacy for security long ago. What a shame. 🙂

  19. November 5, 2017 at 11:35 pm

    Wow.

    • November 6, 2017 at 5:39 am

      Wow is right, Regine. 🙂

  20. November 6, 2017 at 5:40 am

    BWAHAHA! NO, not pizza places too!! 🙂

    • November 6, 2017 at 11:50 am

      Everywhere, Jen, everywhere. 🙂

  21. November 6, 2017 at 12:46 pm

    Soon to be brought to you by your local government.

    • November 6, 2017 at 3:26 pm

      Yep, if it already isn't in play already. 🙂

  22. November 7, 2017 at 1:24 am

    I'd just order the veg pizza.

    • November 7, 2017 at 6:22 am

      Sounds good. I love veggie pizza. 🙂

  23. November 7, 2017 at 8:58 am

    Hi Sandee, many a true word said in jest.

    xx

    • November 7, 2017 at 2:25 pm

      Yes, this is an old one and someone saw this coming long ago. 🙂

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