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Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine to accept the things I can’t.
People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable.
I’ve got salad for dinner. Actually fruit salad. Well, mostly grapes. Okay all grapes. Fermented grapes. Wine. I’ve got wine for dinner.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.” Jack Handy
I only drink a little, but when I do, I turn into another person, and that person drinks a lot.
Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine.
Not to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
Dear alcohol…We had a deal that you would make me prettier, funnier and a better dancer. I saw the video and we need to talk.
I don’t drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. So I’m not an alcoholic, I’m spiritual.
Hat tip: Linda W.