Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

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Wine:

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine to accept the things I can’t.

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable.

I’ve got salad for dinner. Actually fruit salad. Well, mostly grapes. Okay all grapes. Fermented grapes. Wine. I’ve got wine for dinner.

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.” Jack Handy

I only drink a little, but when I do, I turn into another person, and that person drinks a lot.

Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine.

Not to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.

Dear alcohol…We had a deal that you would make me prettier, funnier and a better dancer. I saw the video and we need to talk.

I don’t drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. So I’m not an alcoholic, I’m spiritual.

Hat tip: Linda W.

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. messymimi
4. Margs Animals
5. Woodsterman
6. Mike Golch
7. Just Out
8. Curious as a Cathy
9. Stupid Headlines
10. Monkey See, Monkey Do

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  38 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. October 8, 2017 at 1:09 am

    LOL I loved these, people definitely turn into other people after drinking heheh!

    Have a sauvignontastic SSS :-f

    • October 8, 2017 at 3:58 pm

      I enjoy a good glass of wine now and then. πŸ™‚

  2. October 8, 2017 at 3:14 am

    That first one, that got me. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

    • October 8, 2017 at 3:58 pm

      You have a blessed and beautiful Sunday too. πŸ™‚

  3. October 8, 2017 at 3:41 am

    Oh such good reasons to keep on drinking that yummy wine. Thanks Sandee. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic day and week ahead too.

    • October 8, 2017 at 3:59 pm

      I'd rather have a glass of champagne, but wine will do when there isn't any champagne. πŸ™‚

  4. Jan
    October 8, 2017 at 4:24 am

    The glass is definitely refillable no matter how empty it gets. hehehe

    • October 8, 2017 at 3:59 pm

      It sure is, Jan. πŸ™‚

  5. October 8, 2017 at 6:29 am

    FUntastic justification for the spiritual drink…!
    Have a great day!

    • October 8, 2017 at 3:59 pm

      Any excuse will do. πŸ™‚

  6. October 8, 2017 at 7:11 am

    Omgosh.. Totally me with the "Dr. Alcohol!" Fortunately I have great friends who keep those videos and photos to themselves. πŸ™‚

    • October 8, 2017 at 4:00 pm

      We don't drink much, but sometimes at yacht club functions some of have too much the first night. Then we behave after that. πŸ™‚

  7. October 8, 2017 at 7:31 am

    so darn funny! Have a lovely day!~ BIG HUGS!

    • October 8, 2017 at 4:00 pm

      We enjoyed sharing wine with you and Russell. Yes indeed. πŸ™‚

  8. October 8, 2017 at 8:07 am

    My wife and I regularly crack the fermented grapes joke (which is ironic since she doesn't drink and I stopped drinking a few years ago). Still, funny as hell.

    • October 8, 2017 at 4:01 pm

      We still do, but I'm guessing at some point we'll stop. πŸ™‚

  9. October 8, 2017 at 9:04 am

    Table grapes are a waste.

    • October 8, 2017 at 4:01 pm

      Yes they are, Kismet. πŸ™‚

  10. October 8, 2017 at 10:09 am

    Those are funny πŸ™‚

    • October 8, 2017 at 4:01 pm

      I thought so too. πŸ™‚

  11. October 8, 2017 at 10:19 am

    These are good ones. I will drink to them all! Cheers from rainy nawth jawjah, honey…

    • October 8, 2017 at 4:02 pm

      We've shared a few glasses together over the years. I'm happy about that. πŸ™‚

  12. October 8, 2017 at 11:52 am

    Sandee,

    Funny! I don't drink but these are funny. I, especially like the last one "I'm spiritual". lol Thanks for the giggles. Have a great week!

    • October 8, 2017 at 4:02 pm

      Not drinking isn't a bad thing, Cathy. πŸ™‚

  13. October 8, 2017 at 2:00 pm

    These are great, Sandee, and that third one had me laughing the hardest! I hope you had a great weekend and lovely time afloat! Warm hugs. πŸ™‚

    • October 8, 2017 at 4:03 pm

      We did have a lovely time and the boat is ready for its cruise. All clean and everything in its place. πŸ™‚

  14. October 8, 2017 at 3:19 pm

    Sandee,I am glad that I don't drink and thank God cell phones were not around when I did. πŸ™‚ :-f :-h d-)

    • October 8, 2017 at 4:03 pm

      I'm proud of you for not drinking too, Mike. πŸ™‚

  15. Ann
    October 8, 2017 at 3:28 pm

    LOL, these are funny, especially that last one. Now I believe I need a glass of wine

    • October 8, 2017 at 4:03 pm

      I wish I could have a glass with you, Ann. πŸ™‚

  16. October 8, 2017 at 10:39 pm

    Hi Sandee, I do drink a little whenever there is an occasion to do so. But I don't drink too much or I will go all red!

    • October 9, 2017 at 7:17 am

      None of us should drink much, but I so loved all these. πŸ™‚

  17. October 9, 2017 at 11:16 am

    Those are all very logical statements.

    • October 9, 2017 at 11:59 am

      I agree and if you're having a glass of wine they are even more logical. πŸ™‚

  18. October 9, 2017 at 8:43 pm

    Hi Sandee, there are definitely some very good reasons for not giving up the tipple.

    xx

    • October 10, 2017 at 5:42 am

      I'm not giving up my wine until I have to. πŸ™‚

  19. October 10, 2017 at 4:50 am

    These are great! Thanks for the laugh, and for visiting my humble blog so that I found this. Be well!

    • October 10, 2017 at 5:43 am

      You're most welcome and thanks for visiting this humble blog. πŸ™‚

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