Silly Sunday

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Ham Sandwich:

Three guys work on a construction site. One is white, one is black and one is Polish. The bell rings for lunch and the white man opens his lunch bag and sighs deeply, saying, “If my wife packs me a ham sandwich again tomorrow I’m jumping off the building.”

The black guy opens up his lunch, glares and says, “If my wife packs me a ham sandwich again tomorrow, I’m going with you.”

The Polish man opens his lunch, pulls out a ham sandwich, and says, “I’m with you guys.”

The next day the lunch bell rings. The white man opens his lunch. He says, “Turkey sandwich. I love my wife.”

The black guy opens his lunch. He says, “Chicken sandwich. I love my wife.

The Polish man opened his lunchbox, looked stricken, and said “HAM AGAIN! See ya guys.” With that, he jumped off the building.

The black guy says ” I feel sorry for him.”

The white man replies, “I don’t, he packs his own lunch.”

Hat tip: Just Out

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  38 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. July 9, 2017 at 4:17 am

    Haha, yeah. I've heard this story and more than it being funny, it's actually a profound lesson.

    • July 9, 2017 at 2:39 pm

      Kind of sad, too πŸ™‚

  2. July 9, 2017 at 4:35 am

    Oh too funny. Usually, it is better to do things yourself but maybe not this time. Sandee, you and Zane have a super day.

    • July 9, 2017 at 2:40 pm

      Too bad he didn't figure out he was in charge of his lunch. πŸ™‚

  3. July 9, 2017 at 4:45 am

    Well, i do feel sorry for his wife. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

    • July 9, 2017 at 2:41 pm

      What a cross both of them had to live with. πŸ™‚

  4. July 9, 2017 at 5:54 am

    What a shame to lose a good man who can pack his own lunch.

    • July 9, 2017 at 2:41 pm

      He just wasn't very bright. πŸ™‚

  5. July 9, 2017 at 6:57 am

    Oh, that's what they mean by "packing".

    • July 9, 2017 at 2:42 pm

      Yep. His elevator didn't go all the way to the top floor. πŸ™‚

  6. Jan
    July 9, 2017 at 7:25 am

    Did not see that coming…love it

    • July 9, 2017 at 2:43 pm

      It's an old one that has many different variations. πŸ™‚

  7. July 9, 2017 at 8:46 am

    That was funny πŸ™‚ Have a great Sunday!

    • July 9, 2017 at 2:44 pm

      You have a great Sunday too, Ellen. πŸ™‚

  8. July 9, 2017 at 8:47 am

    I agree with Lux's comment, dear Sandee! This is quite funny, and also a lesson in here. I hope you have a fantastic week ahead! Big hugs. πŸ™‚

    • July 9, 2017 at 2:45 pm

      Yes, there is a lesson here. You have a fantastic week too. πŸ™‚

  9. July 9, 2017 at 9:55 am

    LOL remind me never to pack my own lunch LOL

    Have a lunchtastic SSS :-f

    • July 9, 2017 at 2:46 pm

      I'm not sure you'll be safe though. πŸ™‚

  10. July 9, 2017 at 10:36 am

    Lol. It's decidedly un PC, but I love it.

    • July 9, 2017 at 2:47 pm

      I'm good at not being PC. πŸ™‚

  11. July 9, 2017 at 2:08 pm

    LOL – I have heard this one before with different groups. Careful, the PC police might come after you. πŸ˜‰

    • July 9, 2017 at 2:47 pm

      I'm usually in trouble. πŸ™‚

  12. July 9, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    LOL I didn't see that coming.
    Have a great weekend Sandee πŸ™‚

    • July 9, 2017 at 3:05 pm

      It's a really old one that's been done so many different ways. Last time it was a blond worker. πŸ™‚

  13. July 9, 2017 at 3:52 pm

    Well that wasnt very smart of him vutthenhe was just a polack

    • July 9, 2017 at 4:02 pm

      I love polish jokes. I love blonde jokes. I just love jokes. πŸ™‚

    • July 9, 2017 at 9:13 pm

      I tell Polish Jokes as "hey did you hear the one about the Brazilian?" πŸ™‚

    • July 11, 2017 at 9:12 am

      That's a good one, Mike. πŸ™‚

  14. July 9, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    Not the brightest bulb in the socket at all.:)) :-f :-h d-)

    • July 10, 2017 at 7:04 am

      Nope, he sure wasn't. πŸ™‚

  15. July 10, 2017 at 6:08 am

    I came to see your Awwwww Mondays post but I don't see it. I hope all is well with you, dear friend. πŸ™‚

    • July 10, 2017 at 7:04 am

      I didn't put the right time in for posting. It's up now. πŸ™‚

  16. July 10, 2017 at 12:22 pm

    I think he should have saw that coming.

    • July 11, 2017 at 9:10 am

      It's a great blonde joke if you ask me. πŸ™‚

  17. July 11, 2017 at 9:09 am

    Aw. πŸ™

    • July 11, 2017 at 9:11 am

      Yep, poor guy was not very bright. Bless his heart. πŸ™‚

  18. July 12, 2017 at 8:28 am

    Hi Sandee, love the delivery of the punch line. I did actually have a little splutter on my coffee. Thank you for the giggle.

    xx

    • July 12, 2017 at 8:35 am

      The first variation to this one was a blonde guy. It all works. πŸ™‚

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