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Ham Sandwich:

Three guys work on a construction site. One is white, one is black and one is Polish. The bell rings for lunch and the white man opens his lunch bag and sighs deeply, saying, “If my wife packs me a ham sandwich again tomorrow I’m jumping off the building.”

The black guy opens up his lunch, glares and says, “If my wife packs me a ham sandwich again tomorrow, I’m going with you.”

The Polish man opens his lunch, pulls out a ham sandwich, and says, “I’m with you guys.”

The next day the lunch bell rings. The white man opens his lunch. He says, “Turkey sandwich. I love my wife.”

The black guy opens his lunch. He says, “Chicken sandwich. I love my wife.

The Polish man opened his lunchbox, looked stricken, and said “HAM AGAIN! See ya guys.” With that, he jumped off the building.

The black guy says ” I feel sorry for him.”

The white man replies, “I don’t, he packs his own lunch.”

Hat tip: Just Out

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  38 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. July 9, 2017 4:17 am at 4:17 am

    Haha, yeah. I've heard this story and more than it being funny, it's actually a profound lesson.

    • July 9, 2017 2:39 pm at 2:39 pm

      Kind of sad, too πŸ™‚

  2. July 9, 2017 4:35 am at 4:35 am

    Oh too funny. Usually, it is better to do things yourself but maybe not this time. Sandee, you and Zane have a super day.

    • July 9, 2017 2:40 pm at 2:40 pm

      Too bad he didn't figure out he was in charge of his lunch. πŸ™‚

  3. July 9, 2017 4:45 am at 4:45 am

    Well, i do feel sorry for his wife. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

    • July 9, 2017 2:41 pm at 2:41 pm

      What a cross both of them had to live with. πŸ™‚

  4. July 9, 2017 5:54 am at 5:54 am

    What a shame to lose a good man who can pack his own lunch.

    • July 9, 2017 2:41 pm at 2:41 pm

      He just wasn't very bright. πŸ™‚

  5. July 9, 2017 6:57 am at 6:57 am

    Oh, that's what they mean by "packing".

    • July 9, 2017 2:42 pm at 2:42 pm

      Yep. His elevator didn't go all the way to the top floor. πŸ™‚

  6. Jan
    July 9, 2017 7:25 am at 7:25 am

    Did not see that coming…love it

    • July 9, 2017 2:43 pm at 2:43 pm

      It's an old one that has many different variations. πŸ™‚

  7. July 9, 2017 8:46 am at 8:46 am

    That was funny πŸ™‚ Have a great Sunday!

    • July 9, 2017 2:44 pm at 2:44 pm

      You have a great Sunday too, Ellen. πŸ™‚

  8. July 9, 2017 8:47 am at 8:47 am

    I agree with Lux's comment, dear Sandee! This is quite funny, and also a lesson in here. I hope you have a fantastic week ahead! Big hugs. πŸ™‚

    • July 9, 2017 2:45 pm at 2:45 pm

      Yes, there is a lesson here. You have a fantastic week too. πŸ™‚

  9. July 9, 2017 9:55 am at 9:55 am

    LOL remind me never to pack my own lunch LOL

    Have a lunchtastic SSS :-f

    • July 9, 2017 2:46 pm at 2:46 pm

      I'm not sure you'll be safe though. πŸ™‚

  10. July 9, 2017 10:36 am at 10:36 am

    Lol. It's decidedly un PC, but I love it.

    • July 9, 2017 2:47 pm at 2:47 pm

      I'm good at not being PC. πŸ™‚

  11. July 9, 2017 2:08 pm at 2:08 pm

    LOL – I have heard this one before with different groups. Careful, the PC police might come after you. πŸ˜‰

    • July 9, 2017 2:47 pm at 2:47 pm

      I'm usually in trouble. πŸ™‚

  12. July 9, 2017 2:52 pm at 2:52 pm

    LOL I didn't see that coming.
    Have a great weekend Sandee πŸ™‚

    • July 9, 2017 3:05 pm at 3:05 pm

      It's a really old one that's been done so many different ways. Last time it was a blond worker. πŸ™‚

  13. July 9, 2017 3:52 pm at 3:52 pm

    Well that wasnt very smart of him vutthenhe was just a polack

    • July 9, 2017 4:02 pm at 4:02 pm

      I love polish jokes. I love blonde jokes. I just love jokes. πŸ™‚

    • July 9, 2017 9:13 pm at 9:13 pm

      I tell Polish Jokes as "hey did you hear the one about the Brazilian?" πŸ™‚

    • July 11, 2017 9:12 am at 9:12 am

      That's a good one, Mike. πŸ™‚

  14. July 9, 2017 9:12 pm at 9:12 pm

    Not the brightest bulb in the socket at all.:)) :-f :-h d-)

    • July 10, 2017 7:04 am at 7:04 am

      Nope, he sure wasn't. πŸ™‚

  15. July 10, 2017 6:08 am at 6:08 am

    I came to see your Awwwww Mondays post but I don't see it. I hope all is well with you, dear friend. πŸ™‚

    • July 10, 2017 7:04 am at 7:04 am

      I didn't put the right time in for posting. It's up now. πŸ™‚

  16. July 10, 2017 12:22 pm at 12:22 pm

    I think he should have saw that coming.

    • July 11, 2017 9:10 am at 9:10 am

      It's a great blonde joke if you ask me. πŸ™‚

  17. July 11, 2017 9:09 am at 9:09 am

    Aw. πŸ™

    • July 11, 2017 9:11 am at 9:11 am

      Yep, poor guy was not very bright. Bless his heart. πŸ™‚

  18. July 12, 2017 8:28 am at 8:28 am

    Hi Sandee, love the delivery of the punch line. I did actually have a little splutter on my coffee. Thank you for the giggle.

    xx

    • July 12, 2017 8:35 am at 8:35 am

      The first variation to this one was a blonde guy. It all works. πŸ™‚

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