Southern Humor II

You might be a redneck if…

  1. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

  2. You have a rag for a gas cap.

  3. Your house doesn’t have curtains, but your truck does.

  4. You wonder how service stations keep their restroom’s so clean.

  5. You can spit without opening your mouth.

  6. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

  7. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

  8. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Cool Whip” on the side.

  9. The biggest city you’ve ever been to is Walmart.

  10. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

  11. You’ve used your ironing board as a buffet table.

  12. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.

  13. You’ve used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

  14. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

  15. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65

Hat tip: Jerry T.

Image Credit: Cool Chaser

  32 comments for “Southern Humor II

  1. May 18, 2017 at 1:13 am

    Lots of good ones in this list.

    • May 18, 2017 at 11:03 am

      I love southern humor. πŸ™‚

  2. May 18, 2017 at 3:37 am

    Funny! Some people might not get number six.

    • May 18, 2017 at 4:27 am

      Those are so darn funny. The bale of hay rings true since the Mom hauls hay in her car for the donkeys. But they are all hysterical. Sandee, you and Zane have great day.

    • May 18, 2017 at 11:04 am

      I got #6 right away. I worked in that line of work for 25 years. πŸ™‚

    • May 18, 2017 at 11:05 am

      Well, if you don't have a truck you have to get the hay home somehow. You have a great day too, Marg. πŸ™‚

  3. May 18, 2017 at 4:30 am

    Love those rednecks. Enjoy Thursday Sandee & Zane. See ya my friends.

    Cruisin Paul

    • May 18, 2017 at 11:05 am

      Rednecks are awesome folks. They really are, Paul. πŸ™‚

  4. May 18, 2017 at 7:19 am

    16. You don't put napkins on the table because that's what sleeves are for.

    • May 18, 2017 at 11:05 am

      You're right about that, Kismet. You could write these. πŸ™‚

  5. Jan
    May 18, 2017 at 8:01 am

    You mean an ironing board is NOT a buffet table?

    • May 18, 2017 at 11:06 am

      It is if you're a redneck. πŸ™‚

  6. May 18, 2017 at 8:48 am

    Love all especially the one on Walmart.
    Have a great day!

    • May 18, 2017 at 11:06 am

      Me too, me too. πŸ™‚

  7. May 18, 2017 at 2:40 pm

    #8 made me LOL! Thankfully I'm not a redneck but I've seen some of them doing these though!

    Happy almost Friday!

    • May 19, 2017 at 7:54 am

      Being a redneck has to bee fun. It just has to be. πŸ™‚

  8. May 18, 2017 at 2:45 pm

    LOL these are good ones

    • May 19, 2017 at 7:54 am

      Yes they are, Ann. πŸ™‚

  9. May 18, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    I may try that trick with the ironing board considering mine never gets used πŸ™‚

  10. May 18, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    These are great, Sandee! #8 had me rolling and laughing the hardest! Hope you are having a great week! Big hugs. πŸ™‚

    • May 19, 2017 at 7:55 am

      Number 8 is for real, Linda. It really is. πŸ™‚

  11. May 18, 2017 at 4:49 pm

    Number 7 would be fun! Long live the south πŸ™‚

    • May 19, 2017 at 7:56 am

      Yes, long live the south. πŸ™‚

  12. May 18, 2017 at 5:37 pm

    My sisters came to visit last year, their matched set of luggage came from Walmart, in fact all of the bags said Walmart right on them.

    funny post but it does make me homesick.

    • May 19, 2017 at 8:08 am

      You can't beat folks from the south. πŸ™‚

  13. May 18, 2017 at 7:12 pm

    The best thing about the salad bowls is they can be rinsed and used to store leftovers when you are done eating!

    • May 19, 2017 at 8:08 am

      Exactly. I see no reason to toss good salad bowls. πŸ™‚

  14. May 19, 2017 at 9:53 am

    omg. Fast food is hitting a deer? *rollseyes* WOW.

    I have actually seen where people put their new tvs on top of their old ones though. lol. Guess it's cheaper than buying a tv stand. πŸ˜‰

    • May 19, 2017 at 10:08 am

      Rednecks are a different breed. Not a bad thing either. πŸ™‚

  15. May 19, 2017 at 7:18 pm

    You can get lost at Walmart.

    • May 20, 2017 at 6:46 am

      This is very true. πŸ™‚

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