Southern Humor II

You might be a redneck if…

You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

You have a rag for a gas cap.

Your house doesn’t have curtains, but your truck does.

You wonder how service stations keep their restroom’s so clean.

You can spit without opening your mouth.

You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Cool Whip” on the side.

The biggest city you’ve ever been to is Walmart.

Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

You’ve used your ironing board as a buffet table.

A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.

You’ve used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65

Hat tip: Jerry T.

Image Credit: Cool Chaser

32 thoughts on “Southern Humor II

  1. Jimmy says:

    My sisters came to visit last year, their matched set of luggage came from Walmart, in fact all of the bags said Walmart right on them.

    funny post but it does make me homesick.

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