Southern Humor

You might be a redneck if…

  1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

  2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

  3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

  4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

  5. You think “The Nutcracker” is something you do off the high dive.

  6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

  7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don’t want it.

  8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

  9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

  10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

  11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

  12. Your grandmother has “ammo” on her Christmas list.

  13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

  14. You’ve been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

  15. You go to the stock car races and don’t need a program.

Hat tip: Jerry T.

Image Credit: Cool Chaser

  32 comments for “Southern Humor

  1. May 16, 2017 12:58 am at 12:58 am

    Oh, my. Really? I didn't know these. So funny.

    • May 16, 2017 7:43 am at 7:43 am

      There are folks like this and I love every one of them. πŸ™‚

  2. May 16, 2017 4:51 am at 4:51 am

    Oh my Cod, those are funny and the best part, they are so true. Love the dump one. And the Grandma ammo is a good one too. Thanks Sandee and Zane for the good laugh this morning. You all have a great day.

    • May 16, 2017 7:43 am at 7:43 am

      Yes, they are true and many are wonderful folks. Most in fact. πŸ™‚

  3. May 16, 2017 5:40 am at 5:40 am

    Love.

    • May 16, 2017 7:44 am at 7:44 am

      Okay, you said the same thing yesterday on my Awww Mondays post. πŸ™‚

  4. May 16, 2017 5:49 am at 5:49 am

    OMG- I think I know these people! Big hugs to you from R and K and Lucy!

    • May 16, 2017 7:44 am at 7:44 am

      I know I know some of these people. Some are family members. Hugs back, honey. πŸ™‚

  5. May 16, 2017 6:06 am at 6:06 am

    Oh my goodness, I loved them all but two of them really stick in my mind.
    1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree and 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.. Amazing.

    Have a wonderful Tuesday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • May 16, 2017 7:45 am at 7:45 am

      There are really people like this and they are awesome. πŸ™‚

  6. May 16, 2017 7:16 am at 7:16 am

    Those are great πŸ™‚ Reminds me of Jeff Foxxworthy.

    • May 16, 2017 7:45 am at 7:45 am

      Yep, he's a funny man and he does these very nicely. πŸ™‚

  7. May 16, 2017 7:34 am at 7:34 am

    The reason a redneck doesn't need a program at a stock car race is that he can't read.

    • May 16, 2017 7:45 am at 7:45 am

      Some can't and some can. πŸ™‚

  8. May 16, 2017 9:18 am at 9:18 am

    So funny, Sandee! πŸ˜€ Nice to see your post today! I hope your week is going well. πŸ™‚

    • May 16, 2017 9:51 am at 9:51 am

      Thanks, Linda. A friend sent these to me and I just had to post them. There is a part II on Thursday. πŸ™‚

  9. May 16, 2017 9:25 am at 9:25 am

    I'd laugh but I am surrounded by that every day.
    And some really do just burn the grass.

    • May 16, 2017 9:52 am at 9:52 am

      Yes, I'm well aware that there are people like this. I love them very much. Much of my family back in the day. πŸ™‚

  10. Jan
    May 16, 2017 9:36 am at 9:36 am

    I had not heard most of these. Funny and lovable

    • May 16, 2017 9:52 am at 9:52 am

      They are pretty new I think. I just find southern humor most enjoyable. πŸ™‚

  11. May 16, 2017 12:49 pm at 12:49 pm

    LOL…These are really good!

    Thanks for stopping by πŸ™‚

    • May 16, 2017 1:36 pm at 1:36 pm

      Southern humor is always fun. πŸ™‚

  12. May 16, 2017 2:17 pm at 2:17 pm

    Rednecks are salt of the earth people.

    • May 16, 2017 2:53 pm at 2:53 pm

      I agree. There are a lot of rednecks in my families past. Very good and hard working people. πŸ™‚

  13. May 16, 2017 3:19 pm at 3:19 pm

    After reading this list I see my chances of being a redneck have been reduced

    • May 16, 2017 3:42 pm at 3:42 pm

      I never thought you were anywhere near a redneck, Ann. πŸ™‚

  14. May 16, 2017 6:50 pm at 6:50 pm

    The nutcracker!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!! That is so funny!

    I started laughing at the first one and it just kept getting better.

    • May 17, 2017 6:28 am at 6:28 am

      Since many of my family were rednecks back in the day, this post is very special to me. πŸ™‚

  15. May 17, 2017 8:41 am at 8:41 am

    Hi Sandee, my Dad's a Redneck! Well, almost. He can amuse himself for ages with a fly swot and I'm sure there is flea and tick soap in the shower too! He'd tell me it was for their dog, but I'm not so sure now!

    xx

    • May 18, 2017 7:26 am at 7:26 am

      I'd love your dad then. Just saying. Lots of my family were not to far off from rednecks. Salt of the earth. πŸ™‚

  16. May 17, 2017 5:33 pm at 5:33 pm

    You can find a lot of good things at the dump.

    • May 18, 2017 7:27 am at 7:27 am

      Actually you can. Many do. πŸ™‚

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