Silly Sunday

silly-sunday-badge-250-transparent-150x150Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Three Truths and 5 Rules of Life:

Simple Truth #1:

Lovers help each other undress before sex. However, after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story — In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed.

Simple Truth #2:

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, “Congrats.” But, none of them comes up to the man – touch his penis and say, “Good job.” Moral of the story — Hard work is rarely appreciated.

Simple Truth #3:

Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

Rules to Remember in Life:

Money cannot buy happiness – but it’s far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.

Forgive your enemy – but remember their name.

If you help someone when they’re in trouble – they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.

Alcohol does not solve any problems – but then, neither does milk.

Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

Hat tip: Linda W.

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. BFDude
3. bethere2day
4. Ron R
5. messymimi
6. Margs Animals
7. Woodsterman
8. Cranky
9. Cruisin’ Paul

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30 thoughts on “Silly Sunday

  1. Mike Golch says:

    I can so relate to Rule #5 I was pushed to the piint of thinkung that rule no longer applied to me.Thanks to a dr who understood what I was going through and his help I got a disability retirement from the Sheriff's Dept.

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