Silly Sunday

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A Male Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a handsome Dude asked a beautiful Blonde, “Will you marry me?”

The Blonde immediately said, “No!”

And the Dude lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was cool as heck, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.

The End.

Hat Tip: Jerry T.

Silly Sunday Participants

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2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. messymimi
5. Margs Animals
6. Woodsterman
7. Cranky
8. Cruisin’ Paul
9. Mike Golch
10. Just Out

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  38 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. Ann
    April 9, 2017 at 2:03 am

    only a male would have blowing enormous farts included in his fairy tale. πŸ™‚

    • April 9, 2017 at 3:47 pm

      But of course he would. πŸ™‚

  2. April 9, 2017 at 4:29 am

    Heeheehee! It's a fairy tale, all right, if he ate that badly and drank that much, he wouldn't stay attractive enough to get all those women to date him.

    Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

    • April 9, 2017 at 3:47 pm

      You've got that right. You have a blessed and beautiful Sunday too. πŸ™‚

  3. April 9, 2017 at 6:00 am

    Did he have a happy ending?

    • April 9, 2017 at 3:47 pm

      I'm guessing he did, Joe. πŸ™‚

  4. April 9, 2017 at 6:11 am

    That is one happy dude. Good one Sandee. Have a great Sunday.

    • April 9, 2017 at 3:48 pm

      As long as he was happy that's all that mattered. πŸ™‚

  5. April 9, 2017 at 6:20 am

    At the end of the story, I think he will be a very lonely man.

    • April 9, 2017 at 3:48 pm

      You're probably right about that, Nancy. πŸ™‚

  6. April 9, 2017 at 6:23 am

    This isn't a fairy tale. This is heaven. Ha,ha,ha.

    Have a silly, santastic, sunny Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • April 9, 2017 at 3:48 pm

      It is for many men, Paul. You have a great Sunday. πŸ™‚

  7. April 9, 2017 at 6:43 am

    Poor guy, such a boring life. πŸ™‚

    • April 9, 2017 at 3:48 pm

      I don't think he thinks so, Ellen. πŸ™‚

  8. April 9, 2017 at 7:03 am

    A wedding is a simultaneous funeral for two.

    • April 9, 2017 at 3:49 pm

      For many you're right. πŸ™‚

  9. April 9, 2017 at 8:12 am

    Strange merry making male fairy!
    Have a great day!

    • April 9, 2017 at 3:49 pm

      I wanted the guys to get a laugh today. πŸ™‚

  10. Jan
    April 9, 2017 at 9:13 am

    i love happy endings too.

    • April 9, 2017 at 3:49 pm

      As long as he was happy that's all that matters. πŸ™‚

  11. April 9, 2017 at 9:16 am

    LOL! He leads a very sheltered life! I hope you had a great weekend, Sandee! πŸ™‚

    • April 9, 2017 at 3:50 pm

      I've had a great weekend, Linda. πŸ™‚

  12. April 9, 2017 at 9:37 am

    LMAO @ "went to titty bars" and "blew enormous farts" my hobby is blowing enormous farts πŸ™‚

    Have a farttastic SSS πŸ™‚

    • April 9, 2017 at 3:50 pm

      You two could have a contest. Happy SSS. πŸ™‚

  13. April 9, 2017 at 10:26 am

    I envoke the 5th amendment! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ :-f :-h d-)

    • April 9, 2017 at 3:50 pm

      You go right ahead, my friend. πŸ™‚

  14. April 9, 2017 at 10:30 am

    I read this to Russell and he almost fell off his chair laughing! Have a fantastic day! xoxo

    • April 9, 2017 at 3:51 pm

      Men kind of like this one. Not everything in this post, but most. πŸ™‚

  15. April 9, 2017 at 11:31 am

    well guess he was happy man or was he,we will never know because its silly sunday πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

    • April 9, 2017 at 3:51 pm

      It is Silly Sunday indeed, Louise. πŸ™‚

  16. April 9, 2017 at 4:25 pm

    LOL I was waiting for the ground to fall out, but the conclusion of this little story actually made me smile. sometimes I think life would be easier without relationships. I know I would have a lot less stress & heart ache.

    • April 10, 2017 at 4:31 am

      Relationships can be difficult indeed. Can't live with and can't live without. πŸ™‚

  17. April 10, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    He sounds as if he deserves himself.

    • April 11, 2017 at 6:54 am

      He does deserve himself. You get it, Binky. πŸ™‚

  18. April 11, 2017 at 10:12 am

    I can't figure out who was the luckier one, lolol

    • April 11, 2017 at 10:31 am

      Well, with this guy I'm guessing the gal is the happier one. πŸ™‚

  19. April 12, 2017 at 2:54 am

    That's hilarious. I guess the two are better off separate.

    • April 12, 2017 at 6:35 am

      Yes, some men just need to go their own way. πŸ™‚

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