Silly Sunday

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Last Wishes:

Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.

He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:

“To my son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.

“To my daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end.”

“To my son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Center.”

“Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river.”

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize Mr. Smith’s extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, “Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property”.

The wife replies, “He had a paper route.”

Hat tip: Linda W.

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  48 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. February 19, 2017 at 1:08 am

    But that was still very kind of him LMAO :))

    Have a routetastic SSS :-p

    • February 19, 2017 at 10:00 am

      He's a high roller indeed. πŸ™‚

  2. Ann
    February 19, 2017 at 2:04 am

    ROFL how nice of him to share that with his family

    • February 19, 2017 at 10:00 am

      He's at least left them with a job. πŸ™‚

  3. February 19, 2017 at 3:37 am

    That is hysterical. That was so generous of him to do all that for his family. Too funny.

    • February 19, 2017 at 10:00 am

      I was expecting a different ending. πŸ™‚

  4. February 19, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Heeheehee! He thought of them until the end, didn't he? Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

    • February 19, 2017 at 10:02 am

      Yes, he sure did think of them until the end. πŸ™‚

  5. February 19, 2017 at 5:37 am

    He loved his family didn't he. What about his nurse. What did she get?
    Have a wonderful Sunday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • February 19, 2017 at 10:02 am

      I'm guessing the nurse didn't get anything. πŸ™‚

  6. February 19, 2017 at 5:45 am

    I didn't see that coming- LOL!!!! πŸ™‚

    • February 19, 2017 at 10:02 am

      Neither did I and that's what made this so funny. πŸ™‚

  7. February 19, 2017 at 6:11 am

    Got me!

    • February 19, 2017 at 10:03 am

      Me too Joe, me too. πŸ™‚

  8. February 19, 2017 at 7:18 am

    Sounds like a big route which is quite an accomplishment.

    • February 19, 2017 at 10:03 am

      Yep, I guess it's enough to live on too. πŸ™‚

  9. February 19, 2017 at 7:33 am

    LOL…

    Happy Sunday πŸ™‚

    • February 19, 2017 at 10:03 am

      Happy Sunday to you too, Michelle. πŸ™‚

  10. February 19, 2017 at 7:51 am

    That's a good one.
    Have a great Sunday!

    • February 19, 2017 at 10:03 am

      You have a great Sunday too. πŸ™‚

  11. February 19, 2017 at 10:05 am

    Oh hahah! Such a dedicated paper "boy"! Have a great day!

    • February 19, 2017 at 10:06 am

      Yep, I just wasn't expecting a paper route. You have a great day too, Kathe. πŸ™‚

  12. February 19, 2017 at 10:23 am

    Gotta keep that money flowing into the family.

    • February 19, 2017 at 11:08 am

      Yes you do and they all have a job. πŸ™‚

  13. Jan
    February 19, 2017 at 10:29 am

    Still it's the thought that counts.

    • February 19, 2017 at 11:09 am

      Apparently you're right about that. πŸ™‚

  14. February 19, 2017 at 10:40 am

    That worked out well.

    • February 19, 2017 at 11:09 am

      I wouldn't be all that happy, but that's just me. πŸ™‚

  15. February 19, 2017 at 1:01 pm

    Good One!!! πŸ™‚ :-f d-) :-h

    • February 19, 2017 at 1:09 pm

      Thanks, Mike. I loved your play on words today too. πŸ™‚

  16. February 19, 2017 at 2:11 pm

    ah things aren't always what they seem. πŸ˜‰

    • February 19, 2017 at 3:49 pm

      No they aren't. I didn't see this coming. πŸ™‚

  17. February 19, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    Hi dear Sandee, I am late today, I was under the weather earlier. This is hilarious! LOL! Thank you so much for sharing, and I hope you have a great new week coming! Warm hugs. πŸ™‚

    • February 20, 2017 at 7:55 am

      I hope you're feeling better, Linda. I also hope you have a great new week, too. πŸ™‚

  18. February 19, 2017 at 11:00 pm

    I like how you engage your readers, how fun is that!!! <3 – http://www.domesticgeekgirl.com

    • February 20, 2017 at 7:55 am

      I didn't see the ending coming at all. Those are the very best kinds of jokes. πŸ™‚

  19. February 20, 2017 at 12:11 am

    Ha ha he did leave them something but they all have to work hard.

    • February 20, 2017 at 7:56 am

      Yes, they will have to work hard. Bless his heart. πŸ™‚

  20. February 20, 2017 at 3:32 am

    He was so kind and generous. Nah!

    • February 20, 2017 at 8:00 am

      Well at least he worked hard. πŸ™‚

  21. February 20, 2017 at 3:47 am

    Thanks for the snicker. I appreciate your hosting the hops every week. Unfortunately, it looks like some jerk decided to fill it with SPAM. Can you delete him?

    • February 20, 2017 at 8:01 am

      This is the second time I deleted him. I also sent his links in as spam and blocked him from visiting my site. I hope that works. πŸ™‚

  22. February 20, 2017 at 6:31 am

    Hi Sandee, very funny! Bet his nurse was happy she wasn't left anything!

    xx

    • February 20, 2017 at 8:01 am

      I know I'd be happy. I can't imagine having a paper route. Well the papers are dying in many places. πŸ™‚

  23. February 20, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    Better than nothing I guess.

    • February 21, 2017 at 7:44 am

      You have a point, Binky. πŸ™‚

  24. February 24, 2017 at 4:10 pm

    LOL!!! Even in death the news must go through

    • February 24, 2017 at 4:31 pm

      I didn't see this coming, Tony. πŸ™‚

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