Silly Sunday

silly-sunday-badge-250-transparent-150x150Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

God’s Plan for Aging

Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach and stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it was good.

So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it’s God’s will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.

Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older:

Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.

Please share this wisdom with others while I go to the bathroom.

Hat tip: Jerry T.

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46 thoughts on “Silly Sunday

  1. Marg says:

    Those are all so good and so true. Lots of exercise being old. Keeps the old body up and running. Sandee, you and Zane have a most wonderful day. If I disappear, it is because my computer has finally given up the ghost. A new one is in the shadows.

  2. joeh says:

    Mark Twain told a story of a man who went to the doctor feeling poorly. Doc told him to quit smoking, man said I've never smoked. Doc told him to stop drinking, man said I've never drank. Doc said you need 8 hours of sleep, man said always have. Doc observed that the an was not overweight and declared, "You're like a sinking ship with no cargo to throw overboard.

  3. Jim says:

    I like your facts, Sandee. I like the way 'old men' can't tell his urges apart. And that there are two major ones. Guess then we should choose one wisely, depending on what kind of cook we want, one who likes to cook or NOT.
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  4. Annesphamily says:

    HaHaHaHaHa! My hubby and I are cracking up here. Oh my goodness, where did you find this? It is hysterical! We are smiling on our way to use the bathroom! I am checking in because you know me and Aw…Mondays! I am ready to link up! Have a great week my friend. Stay cool and remember you are well loved for making so many so happy here! Hugs and Blessings!

  5. Jennifer Humphries says:

    Haha on #5 That darn internet, it sucks us all in. I think I will need to look on the whole dropping, bladder and other aging issues as a gift from God, right? Might make for a better line for explaining when those gifts from God end up splattered on the floor….

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