Seymour #26

Well Seymour and Element have returned home.

Attorney Clay Feet has been successful in his law suits filed on our behalf against the Pebble Beach Gambling Syndicate and the separate suit against Julia Sandstone and her father Defrocked Judge Jeremy Sandstone.

His suits brought about the elimination of Elements gambling debts and his contingency fee has completely paid our attorney bills and promised to bring us a substantial rosy rock nest.

Alas as things go it simply doesn’t turn out the way you thought or wanted.

We had a knock at the door and Mary Granite was in the living room and answered the knock. There stood Brad Flint, Private Investigator and process server for Attorney Clay Feet. He was here to deliver the check we were anticipating. Mary and Brad locked eyes and were instantly in love. Before we had an opportunity to turn over a rock, they both were in his boulder carrier and took off with our money no less. We have heard from neither of them since.

We called Das Skunk who informed Seymour. The pain and anguish that poor Seymour is now suffering has brought new meaning to the term, blood from a stone. We truly wish the best for Seymour and Element in their next adventures.

Post Script:

A package came through the mail from the Society for Critically Altered Relationships for Seymour’s son, Seymour II. SCAR is apparently an organization helping those traumatized by relationship issues.

We were not aware but Seymour II has had an ongoing relationship with his mother Julia and his grandfather the Judge over the time that Seymour was absent. This entire time while Daddy was here, Seymour II was working with Mom, Grandpa and Mary Granite to payback Seymour for abandonment.

We are forwarding an application to Das Skunk for Seymour to complete to SCAR.

“Shoot fire, heck a brick!”

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  34 comments for “Seymour #26

  1. Ann
    September 6, 2016 at 3:15 am

    it doesn't sound like a happily ever after for Seymour.

    • September 6, 2016 at 10:57 am

      Yep, it looks as if Karma was in play this time. 🙂

  2. September 6, 2016 at 4:33 am

    Sounds like the Rocks are having the usual problems of any family but then again they are stones. Guess they just need to get stoned. (Sorry). Sandee, you and Zane have a great day and hope Zane had a good birthday.

    • September 6, 2016 at 10:57 am

      Well, there was much deceit this go around and by Seymour's son. 🙂

  3. September 6, 2016 at 5:15 am

    Seymour is learning that what goes around comes around.

    • September 6, 2016 at 10:57 am

      Yes, he's learning that lesson. Finally. 🙂

  4. September 6, 2016 at 6:17 am

    It sounds complicated.

    Have a nice week ahead, Sandee

    • September 6, 2016 at 10:58 am

      Things with pet rocks are always complicated. 🙂

  5. September 6, 2016 at 6:48 am

    Something tells me, someday we're going to find Seymour at the bottom of a mountain of empty Rolling Rock bottles.

    • September 6, 2016 at 10:59 am

      That just may be in the cards. You never know. 🙂

  6. September 6, 2016 at 7:32 am

    That SCAR program leaves no stone unturned 🙂

    • September 6, 2016 at 10:59 am

      Very true indeed. 🙂

  7. September 6, 2016 at 8:18 am

    That's one way of getting your rocks off.

    • September 6, 2016 at 10:59 am

      Perhaps not the preferred way, but it will do the trick. 🙂

  8. September 6, 2016 at 8:46 am

    Seymour is learning quite a lot! 🙂

    • September 6, 2016 at 11:00 am

      Yes he is and he's not liking it one bit. 🙂

  9. September 6, 2016 at 9:16 am

    LMAO @ Clay Feet ..Oh dear Seymour will he ever learn he has a mind of stone ;-(

    Have a rocktastic Tuesday Sandee :d

    • September 6, 2016 at 11:00 am

      Well you have to have rock kind of names you know. 😉

  10. September 6, 2016 at 9:58 am

    Use to live on a gravel road. All I know about them is they will out live every man that's ever been born and every one that will be born. I suppose in a person that could be a blessing or a curse!

    • September 6, 2016 at 11:00 am

      You're right about this Ron. It's the way of things. 🙂

  11. September 6, 2016 at 1:55 pm

    You are a hoot! When are Seymour's life stories going to be turned into a book?

    • September 6, 2016 at 4:48 pm

      We have fun with Seymour. We just make up stuff as we go along. This is his second visit and this time the joke is on him for a change. 🙂

  12. September 6, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    ha, Jennifer may be on to something!

    • September 6, 2016 at 4:49 pm

      Well, we'd have to talk to Mike who owns Seymour. We don't own him. 🙂

  13. September 6, 2016 at 5:19 pm

    Your days are going to be so boring with Seymour gone. Whatever will you do? 🙂

    Hope you enjoyed your Tortie Tuesday!

    • September 7, 2016 at 6:26 am

      It sure is quiet around here this morning. I think he's going to Texas next, but he's going to be grounded for a spell when he gets home. 🙂

  14. September 6, 2016 at 6:46 pm

    Seymour will be grounded from his ration of Chinese pupu platters upon return. Then he's off to Texas…more karma perhaps?

    • September 7, 2016 at 6:26 am

      It appears his getting away with stuff came to an end here. I don't know what will happen while he's in Texas. 🙂

  15. September 6, 2016 at 7:41 pm

    You are so smart with Seymour stories! I forget they are rocks..hahaha! and their names..brilliant! (h)

    Glad to be back! Again, belated birthday greetings to your husband!

    • September 7, 2016 at 6:27 am

      Thanks Rocks. Tomorrow is my birthday and we're off to South Lake Tahoe today to celebrate. 🙂

  16. September 6, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    Lots of hidden things under the rocks!

    • September 7, 2016 at 6:27 am

      Yes, and they are pretty naughty most of the time too. 🙂

  17. September 7, 2016 at 5:49 pm

    So close to getting the money, and now so far!

    • September 8, 2016 at 7:28 am

      I don't think we will ever see any money. Those two are in the wind. 🙂

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