Seymour #23

As Sarge Charlie was wont to say, “Heck a Brick!”

Mary Granite has moved in. Julia Sandstone is protesting in the street. Element is calling us begging us to come and get him and Seymour is being fitted for a custom projection protection so we don’t have new babies to worry about.

Seymour and Mary are talking about getting married and moving back to live with Das Skunkmeister, but Seymour says that he has to return to Daddy first and make the arrangements for their rock bed. After the arrangements are made then he will call for Mary. We are a bit suspicious about this arrangement and believe it will be Seymour’s way of leaving her behind. Mary now has nowhere to live but with us. “Heck a Brick!” But at least we know where Seymour is and don’t have to worry about him running off all over the place like the last time he was here.

Element! “Heck a Brick!” We all rock piled into the SUV and made the drive to Pebble Beach. Element looks terrible. His hemorrhoids are bleeding and making the rocks for the wall red and Guido is not happy. We were told to take him back home and Attorney Clay Feet will have to come up with another way to make good on his gambling debt. So we went to the rock store to look for an industrial sized diaper to keep the SUV clean and brought him home.

When we got home Julia was fighting with the Sheriff over her protest that is blocking the street.

“Heck a Brick!!”

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  40 comments for “Seymour #23

  1. August 16, 2016 at 1:22 am

    Element got the geologic 'roids? Ho boy…wonder if that means dosages of Preparation C or PoP?

    • August 16, 2016 at 3:19 pm

      Not to worry, we're taking good care of him. He's feeling much better today. 🙂

  2. August 16, 2016 at 2:50 am

    In a case like this, i think it's good that you at least know where every rock is at the moment.

    • August 16, 2016 at 3:19 pm

      So far we do know where every rock is. That's a good thing. They sure keep us busy though. 🙂

  3. August 16, 2016 at 4:03 am

    I can only think of "Poor Mary…"

    • August 16, 2016 at 3:20 pm

      Yes, poor Mary. I think things will look up for here down the road. 🙂

  4. August 16, 2016 at 4:58 am

    Goodness, lots of trouble in Rock land. Hope everyone heals up nicely.

    • August 16, 2016 at 3:20 pm

      Rocks heal up pretty quickly, but there is always someone mad at someone around here. 🙂

  5. August 16, 2016 at 5:40 am

    This is fabulous! Love it.


    • August 16, 2016 at 3:21 pm

      It's rocktastic. That's what it is. 🙂

  6. August 16, 2016 at 5:57 am

    'Rock Piled in the SUV!' <– hahahahha 🙂 Sounds like a lot's going on. And poor Mary…or maybe she'll be better off anyway, in the long run. 😉

    • August 16, 2016 at 3:21 pm

      Hubby is doing a bang up job with this story isn't he. He's got a good sense of rocks. 🙂

  7. August 16, 2016 at 6:01 am

    I think you guys rocks :-d

    • August 16, 2016 at 3:23 pm

      We do don't we. Thanks. 🙂

  8. August 16, 2016 at 6:14 am

    Oh my and the saga continues! Have a great day and avoid all rocks in the road!

    • August 16, 2016 at 3:23 pm

      Seymour is a handful, but with Element and now Mary it's keeping us very busy. 🙂

  9. August 16, 2016 at 7:32 am

    Do they even make industrial sized diapers? I don't think I would ever want to change one of those things!

    • August 16, 2016 at 3:24 pm

      Well Element isn't that big, but we didn't want a mess in our SUV so we got the large one. He doesn't sit very still. 🙂

  10. August 16, 2016 at 8:28 am

    custom projection protection…LOL

    Thanks for commenting through G+

    Have a great day!!

    • August 16, 2016 at 3:25 pm

      Yep, that's what it is too.

      Glad I finally figured out your commenting system. 🙂

  11. August 16, 2016 at 9:03 am

    Seymour is gonna get his rocks off.

    • August 16, 2016 at 3:25 pm

      Oh he does, and often. 🙂

  12. August 16, 2016 at 10:53 am

    Maybe Element doesn't have roids. Maybe he ate something and now he's releasing lava rocks. And I think Seymour IS trying to leave Mary behind.

    • August 16, 2016 at 3:26 pm

      We're not sure what he has, but we're treating him so he can get better.

      We think Seymour is going to leave Mary behind too. It's the way Seymour rolls. 🙂

  13. August 16, 2016 at 11:40 am

    Roche' is being such a good boy! He's still with his boyfriend and they seem very happy together.

    The whole saying is "Shoot fire, heck a brick!"


    • August 16, 2016 at 3:32 pm

      I know Roche is a good boy and I'm glad he's still with his boyfriend.

      I'll make sure it's quoted properly throughout the rest of the Seymour posts. 🙂

  14. Jan
    August 16, 2016 at 12:18 pm

    I'm flashing on that industrial size diaper. Can you give the dimensions?

    • August 16, 2016 at 3:37 pm

      It covered most of the SUV seat. It was pretty large. 🙂

  15. Ann
    August 16, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    never a dull moment when Seymour is around

    • August 16, 2016 at 3:37 pm

      Never a dull moment with Seymour. Or his friends either. 🙂

  16. August 16, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    This is the first time I read about Sarge Charlie, Mary Granite and Seymour. This is hysterical, I love it. laughing, laughing, laughing…

    This blog has the perfect name…Comedy Plus! I love it.

    Thanks, for another laugh…it's the second time today you've made me laugh…no wait, it may be the third. :))))

    "Big Hugs" to you. :))) And have a great evening. :)))

    P.S. I left you a reply about Dawn on ANPITS.

    • August 17, 2016 at 7:30 am

      This is the second time Seymour has traveled from Colorado to visit with us. Every time he does there is tons of trouble.

      I went through your Facebook friends and still can't find Dawn. 🙂

  17. August 16, 2016 at 7:24 pm

    Custom projection protection- I want to see that 🙂

    • August 17, 2016 at 7:30 am

      That was very clever of my husband wasn't it. 🙂

  18. August 16, 2016 at 11:05 pm

    LOL….sound like a big headache. Poor Mary 🙂

    • August 17, 2016 at 7:30 am

      These two are huge headaches, but they are fun. 🙂

  19. August 16, 2016 at 11:46 pm

    I have never known such misbehaviour with rocks but I am sure deep down they are rocktastic ;-(

    Have a naughtytastic day Sandee 🙂

    • August 17, 2016 at 7:31 am

      Yes, deep down, very deep down, they are rocktastic. 🙂

  20. August 17, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    This is turning into a soap rock opera.

    • August 17, 2016 at 3:45 pm

      Yes it is and it gets worse every week. 🙂

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