Seymour #22

We heard from Seymour’s pebbles last week. They all seem to be doing well outside the influence of dear old Rocky Dad and encourage him to do better.

But on to the problems in California.

Attorney Clay Feet has filed a complaint with the California Commission on Judicial Performance claiming that Judge Jeremy Sandstone should have rock walled himself from all issues pertaining to Seymour and Element by extension of his relationship with Julia. Our Attorney has gotten the FBI to agree to not prosecute us for the online gambling of Element, but are still doing a rocky forensic analysis of the various computers in the home. I fear we still have El Capitan to climb on that side.

Meanwhile Atty C. Feet has made a side deal with Guido for Element’s gambling debts. He has agreed to work for the Pebble Beach Golf Gambling Corporation “Cathedral Spires” in exchange for relief of debt. Guido picked him up this morning and they are off to Monterey. We have asked that we be able to come get him in time to return to Das Skunk at the appointed return time. We are not sure what his assignment will be, but we think he will be assigned to sit on pebbles to fuse them into larger rocks for the festive fence being built. We did have to agree to pay his room and board. We have a semi-truck load of peanuts and hay being delivered as we speak.

For those of you who have asked, Mary Granite is doing better. She and Seymour seem to be settling in nicely. Seymour has asked that she move into our home with him. Oh Lord, will this never end?

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  32 comments for “Seymour #22

  1. August 9, 2016 at 12:48 am

    So…Seymour hasn't told Mary that he's taking her for granite and leaving soon? *Bad Seymour*

    • August 9, 2016 at 12:32 pm

      No he hasn't told her. I'm sure there will be issues surrounding this when he leaves. He'll probably sneak out of the state just to not have to tell her. 🙂

  2. Ann
    August 9, 2016 at 2:03 am

    Hopefully Element won't be sneaking off to place more bets while he's supposed to be working

    • August 9, 2016 at 12:33 pm

      So far he's doing what he is supposed to do. I think he's very scared of Guido. 🙂

  3. August 9, 2016 at 4:01 am

    Poor Mary. It seems the good girls almost always fall for the guys who are a bit on the bad side.

    • August 9, 2016 at 12:33 pm

      Seymour is a bad boy for sure and it appears that's what Mary likes. 🙂

  4. August 9, 2016 at 4:26 am

    I cannot bear dishonest rocks "wags finger @ Seymour #BadSeymour

    Have a rocktastic day Sandee ;-(

    • August 9, 2016 at 12:34 pm

      #BadSeymour indeed. 🙂

  5. August 9, 2016 at 5:22 am

    If technical support for the home computers was provided by Clinton Computers Inc., there can only be more trouble on the horizon.

    • August 9, 2016 at 12:34 pm

      Oh I hope this isn't the case. I'll be in prison before the week is out. 🙂

  6. August 9, 2016 at 6:03 am

    I'm really enjoying this ditty about Seymour and his friends. Good job.

    Have a boulderistic ( crazy word ) Tuesday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • August 9, 2016 at 12:36 pm

      I'm glad you finally get Seymour. He's complicated and again he's got a one track mind. 🙂

  7. August 9, 2016 at 7:53 am

    This is better than a soap opera 🙂

    • August 9, 2016 at 12:37 pm

      Yes it is. Seymour and Element keep us very busy. 🙂

  8. Jan
    August 9, 2016 at 7:59 am

    I think it is more like a Lifetime movie with sequels.

    • August 9, 2016 at 12:37 pm

      You're right on the money. 🙂

  9. August 9, 2016 at 8:15 am

    Oh my COD, This is all way too funny. Sounds good that Pebbles is going to be fused into larger rocks to make a nice fence. So good to hear from all the rocks.

    • August 9, 2016 at 12:37 pm

      Yes, it was good to hear from all his babies. They appear to be doing well. 🙂

  10. August 9, 2016 at 9:21 am

    Sounds like a great live movie!

    • August 9, 2016 at 12:38 pm

      Yes, I'm pretty sure this would make a movie and then some. 🙂

  11. August 9, 2016 at 9:33 am

    I love following along with this story. Great job!!

    • August 9, 2016 at 12:39 pm

      Thanks Michelle. These two are so fun. 🙂

  12. August 9, 2016 at 9:45 am

    Don't let her in!!! I think you already have your hands full with enough blockheads….

    • August 9, 2016 at 12:39 pm

      Too late, she has already moved in. 🙂

  13. August 9, 2016 at 6:36 pm

    This made me think that I actually have a pet rock I made sitting in my old closet at my Mom's house… funny where your mind can go. It even has googly eyes.

    You are very clever with your puns – my Dad would have especially liked this!

    • August 10, 2016 at 7:35 am

      We've had some great fun with Seymour over the years. Now there is Element to have fun with too. 🙂

  14. August 9, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    Way too funny!!! Thank you so much, dear Sandee. 🙂

    • August 10, 2016 at 7:36 am

      Pretty soon I'll pack them both up and head to the UPS store. You should see the looks I get when I send a rock someplace. 🙂

  15. August 10, 2016 at 10:16 am

    this is an hysterically funny post- it rocks!

    • August 10, 2016 at 12:38 pm

      We are a silly bunch aren't we. We like it too. 🙂

  16. August 10, 2016 at 6:35 pm

    Maybe you could introduce Seymour to a nice cave that he could move in to and take all his troubles with him.

    • August 11, 2016 at 8:25 am

      I don't think his dad will allow that. He'll be heading back to Colorado in a few weeks. It's a though though, perhaps his dad will consider doing just that. 🙂

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