Seymour #22

We heard from Seymour’s pebbles last week. They all seem to be doing well outside the influence of dear old Rocky Dad and encourage him to do better.

But on to the problems in California.

Attorney Clay Feet has filed a complaint with the California Commission on Judicial Performance claiming that Judge Jeremy Sandstone should have rock walled himself from all issues pertaining to Seymour and Element by extension of his relationship with Julia. Our Attorney has gotten the FBI to agree to not prosecute us for the online gambling of Element, but are still doing a rocky forensic analysis of the various computers in the home. I fear we still have El Capitan to climb on that side.

Meanwhile Atty C. Feet has made a side deal with Guido for Element’s gambling debts. He has agreed to work for the Pebble Beach Golf Gambling Corporation “Cathedral Spires” in exchange for relief of debt. Guido picked him up this morning and they are off to Monterey. We have asked that we be able to come get him in time to return to Das Skunk at the appointed return time. We are not sure what his assignment will be, but we think he will be assigned to sit on pebbles to fuse them into larger rocks for the festive fence being built. We did have to agree to pay his room and board. We have a semi-truck load of peanuts and hay being delivered as we speak.

For those of you who have asked, Mary Granite is doing better. She and Seymour seem to be settling in nicely. Seymour has asked that she move into our home with him. Oh Lord, will this never end?

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32 thoughts on “Seymour #22

  1. Marg says:

    Oh my COD, This is all way too funny. Sounds good that Pebbles is going to be fused into larger rocks to make a nice fence. So good to hear from all the rocks.

  2. Katherine says:

    This made me think that I actually have a pet rock I made sitting in my old closet at my Mom's house… funny where your mind can go. It even has googly eyes.

    You are very clever with your puns – my Dad would have especially liked this!

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