Seymour #21

As you recall Seymour and Julia had babies in 2013. Five of them. Abandoned, and then adopted. We adopted Seymour II and due to his father issues, he has been in long term meditation with the effort to gain transcendence from rubble to bedrock.

Element can’t seem to keep his stalk to himself and discovered Seymour The II, disturbed his introspection and informed him that daddy was back.

The II called his four siblings: Roche with Empress Bee, Gabriella with Marg, Graystone with Barb, and Rocksy with Saundra.

The II set out to find Dear Old Rock and have a face off. Unfortunately, Daddy got into the case of party champagne and was hammered so Seymour II had to settle with holding Dad’s head up to keep the decomposed granite from being aspirated.

Meanwhile, Julia is out of jail thanks to Daddy Judge Standstone. We wait to see what Attorney Clay Feet is going to be able to do for us with the FBI.

What messages do Seymour’s progeny have for dear old Rock Face?

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  28 comments for “Seymour #21

  1. August 2, 2016 at 2:22 am

    Dear dad, way to go old man!
    Roche'

    PS: I have a boyfriend!

    • August 2, 2016 at 2:21 pm

      You have a boyfriend. We want to know more Roche. 🙂

  2. August 2, 2016 at 3:18 am

    Gabriella totally agrees with Roche'. Bet that was fun Dad. What else is a rock to do??? Glad the rocks are back.

    • August 2, 2016 at 2:21 pm

      Well you're taking all this well. I guess it's okay with rocks. 🙂

  3. August 2, 2016 at 3:49 am

    Dear Dadder. Unlike you, I have exceeded every one of my goals. I attended Shale Universty and graduated Summa Cum Laude AND Summa Cum Lowd – thanks to my after school job doing the campus landscaping. I did it in record time, too. I then went on to become a wildly successful attorney. I even started my own law firm. I found that despite the overnight success and riches beyond my wildest dreams, I hated the lime light. So I found a little plot of land in Bedrock and I bought myself a John Deere. I am finally living the life I love! And I owe none of it to you, Dadder.

    Thank you Aunt Sandee for sending me off to a chance at having a brighter future! mwah! (k) xoxo

    • August 2, 2016 at 2:22 pm

      You're most welcome Graystone. I knew Barb would help you do what's right and she did too. Excellent. 🙂

  4. August 2, 2016 at 5:48 am

    Dear Dad,

    It's never too late to live happily ever after, but you need to abandon bad influences. Sink Hole and Quick Sand are just no good and they will continue to drag you down with them. Let me introduce you to Peter. Now there's a rock you could build a church on.

    • August 2, 2016 at 2:22 pm

      I just don't think these two can pull off being good. It's not in their DNA or whatever rocks have. 🙂

  5. August 2, 2016 at 5:48 am

    All I can say is have a rocky Tuesday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • August 2, 2016 at 2:23 pm

      We're having rocky times here period. It's just the way these two roll. 🙂

  6. August 2, 2016 at 6:38 am

    Dad, with so many complications what do you advise me to do?
    Have a great day!

    • August 2, 2016 at 2:23 pm

      Whatever you want is what you'll get from Seymour. Anything goes with him. Element isn't much better. 🙂

  7. August 2, 2016 at 6:59 am

    Probably best to just live your life and move on from trying to have a face off. At least I think so…..

    • August 2, 2016 at 2:24 pm

      I think you're right. I hope they take your advice. 🙂

  8. August 2, 2016 at 10:01 am

    Dear Daddy, The WHOLE CASE of champagne??

    • August 2, 2016 at 2:24 pm

      Yes, Seymour doesn't know when enough is enough. He' drinks to excess. Bless his stony heart. 🙂

  9. August 2, 2016 at 10:50 am

    LMAO @ the Attorney's name Attorney Clay Feet :-d

    Dear Dad Being a rock is a hard life [-(

    Have a pebbletastic day Sandee cheer

    • August 2, 2016 at 2:25 pm

      Yep, you can't make this stuff up. Or can you. 🙂

  10. Jan
    August 2, 2016 at 11:02 am

    Did I get in the middle of a Lifetime movie?

    • August 2, 2016 at 2:25 pm

      No this is a saga that started in 2013 and we're adding to it. It's Seymour's second visit here. 🙂

  11. August 2, 2016 at 1:22 pm

    Daddy, you have left me between a rock and a hard place.

    • August 2, 2016 at 2:26 pm

      Seymour is good at doing just that. He's a pro. 🙂

  12. August 2, 2016 at 2:40 pm

    sounds like Daddio is rocking out and needs a bit of ballast.

    • August 2, 2016 at 2:58 pm

      He needs ballast and so much more. He's a mess. Bless his heart. 🙂

  13. August 2, 2016 at 5:35 pm

    Ol' Seymour…a quartz of hootch and he's a geologic mess.

    • August 3, 2016 at 7:04 am

      Yep, he really tied one on this time. He's still not feeling well. 🙂

  14. August 3, 2016 at 8:30 am

    Rocks have a hard life.

    • August 3, 2016 at 9:47 am

      Yes, most do, but Seymour doesn't have a hard life. 🙂

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