Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Paraprosdokians

If I had a pound for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I’m great at multi-tasking — I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Take my advice — I’m not using it.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.

Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they’re at home when you wish they were.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

Hat tip: Steve of bethere2day

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Comedy Plus
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. messymimi
5. Jeanne Foguth
6. Purrseidon
7. Cranky
8. Woodsterman
9. Rhonda Albom

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  42 comments for “Silly Sunday

  1. July 31, 2016 at 2:17 am

    Great post! I like these especially – The donation towards the swimming pool, husband and wife were happy until they met and the wife with the rolling eyes.

    • July 31, 2016 at 9:33 am

      Yes some of these are spot on. 🙂

  2. July 31, 2016 at 4:27 am

    Told Sweetie that last one, and even he agreed men are not such complex creatures, they are usually thinking about food.

    • July 31, 2016 at 9:33 am

      Food or sex as I recall. 🙂

  3. July 31, 2016 at 4:36 am

    Those are just terrific and sure made the Mom giggle this morning. Take my advice, I'm not using it. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic Sunday.

    • July 31, 2016 at 9:34 am

      Sometimes that one works for me very well. Have a great day Marg. 🙂

  4. July 31, 2016 at 6:00 am

    Absolutely great! Happy new week.

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    • July 31, 2016 at 9:34 am

      Happy new week to you too. 🙂

  5. July 31, 2016 at 6:44 am

    Good ones! Hope you're having a wonderful weekend.

    • July 31, 2016 at 9:34 am

      My weekend has been fabulous so far. Thank you so much. 🙂

  6. July 31, 2016 at 7:14 am

    These were too truthful to be PC.

    • July 31, 2016 at 9:35 am

      Funny how that works. 🙂

  7. July 31, 2016 at 7:45 am

    bwa hahah these are all keepers! Have a laugh a minute day along with plenty of hugs!

    • July 31, 2016 at 9:35 am

      You have a great day too. Enjoy your visit with friends from across the pond. 🙂

  8. July 31, 2016 at 7:47 am

    I THINK i like the last one the best. These all make e think of Henny Youngman.

    • July 31, 2016 at 9:36 am

      Yes, he had that kind of sense of humor. I really enjoyed him. 🙂

  9. July 31, 2016 at 8:26 am

    Those are great- I love the swimming pool donation 🙂

    • July 31, 2016 at 9:36 am

      Hey, a glass of watch would surely help. 🙂

  10. Jan
    July 31, 2016 at 8:40 am

    Love them as I sit here multi-tasking. I hadn't realized how often I did that.

    • July 31, 2016 at 9:37 am

      We women tend to multitask. Men not so much. 🙂

  11. July 31, 2016 at 9:20 am

    Never could multi-task! Isn't there some old saying in the Bible about trying to serve two masters at the same time. You have to cheat on one, or something to that affect!

    • July 31, 2016 at 9:37 am

      Hubby can't multitask. It's one thing at a time and don't interrupt him either. 🙂

  12. July 31, 2016 at 10:13 am

    Someone in mind to blame is my fave heheh!

    Have a quotetastic SSS :p

    • July 31, 2016 at 11:29 am

      Thanks for letting me lift these from your site Steve. 🙂

  13. July 31, 2016 at 1:46 pm

    These are awesome!!! LOL!

    • July 31, 2016 at 3:51 pm

      Thanks. I stole them from Steve from across the pond. 🙂

  14. July 31, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    These are fantastic, dear Sandee!!! Thank you so much! 🙂

    • July 31, 2016 at 3:51 pm

      You're most welcome Linda. Hope you're having a great day. 🙂

  15. July 31, 2016 at 3:24 pm

    I sense very dark cynicsm here,

    • July 31, 2016 at 3:51 pm

      Your senses are working very well, as usual. 🙂

  16. Ann
    July 31, 2016 at 3:46 pm

    These are just too funny. Hope you had a great day

    • July 31, 2016 at 3:52 pm

      I've had a great day. Time to read my book for a bit. 🙂

  17. August 1, 2016 at 12:08 pm

    I think too many have stopped to think and have never restarted.

    • August 1, 2016 at 3:11 pm

      Oh that's the truth. 🙂

  18. August 1, 2016 at 12:28 pm

    These are brilliant! I'm not sure which is my favorite, but that restart might be it.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • August 1, 2016 at 3:11 pm

      These are pretty good and I've not heard most of them. 🙂

  19. August 1, 2016 at 11:21 pm

    when tempting to fight fire with fire ..remember the fire department usually uses water…
    Light travels faster than sound thats why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

    • August 2, 2016 at 8:41 am

      Yes on both counts. Good ones.

      It's always good to get a visit and a comment from you Phil. 🙂

  20. August 2, 2016 at 4:57 pm

    Ha ha…. like that one about multi-tasking.

    • August 3, 2016 at 6:51 am

      I can do that too. Very well. 🙂

  21. August 6, 2016 at 5:50 am

    Brilliant. Love the rolling eyes one.

    • August 6, 2016 at 7:37 am

      Me too. Being silly is pretty easy for me. 🙂

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