The Kiss

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her.”

Adam answered, “Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?”

So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, “Thank you Lord, that Was enjoyable.”

And the Lord replied, “Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I’d like you to caress Eve.”

And Adam said, “What is a caress’?

So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.

Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, “Lord, that was even better than the kiss.”

And the Lord said, “You’ve done well, Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve.”

And Adam asked, “What is ‘make love’ Lord?”‘

So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.

And Adam said, “Lord, what is a headache?”

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes

Image Credit: STR Place Blog

  42 comments for “The Kiss

  1. July 30, 2016 1:16 am at 1:16 am

    I don't think kiwil herbal 'got it' πŸ˜‰

    • July 30, 2016 7:03 am at 7:03 am

      Kiwi herbal got blocked and deleted. πŸ™‚

  2. July 30, 2016 3:19 am at 3:19 am

    Heeheehee! Sharp learning curve there!

    • July 30, 2016 7:04 am at 7:04 am

      Very sharp. πŸ™‚

  3. July 30, 2016 4:06 am at 4:06 am

    Well Adam is just learning how life goes sometimes. Sandee, you and Zane have a wonderful Saturday.

    • July 30, 2016 7:04 am at 7:04 am

      Yep, and it's still happening today. πŸ™‚

  4. July 30, 2016 5:07 am at 5:07 am

    It started way back then? Who knew Tylenol was developed so early? πŸ˜‰

    • July 30, 2016 7:04 am at 7:04 am

      Bwahahahahahahaha. You're funnier than the joke. πŸ™‚

  5. July 30, 2016 5:08 am at 5:08 am

    Hahaha…poor Adam.

    Happy Saturday. Big hugs, honey…

    • July 30, 2016 7:05 am at 7:05 am

      Yep, lessons learned so early in history. πŸ™‚

  6. July 30, 2016 5:45 am at 5:45 am

    LOL I never realised how far back that excuse went :-d

    Have a headachelesstastic day Sandee :-#

    • July 30, 2016 7:05 am at 7:05 am

      Right back to the very beginning/ πŸ™‚

  7. July 30, 2016 6:14 am at 6:14 am

    It shows that Adam needs to go a long way…
    Have a great day!

    • July 30, 2016 7:05 am at 7:05 am

      A very long way. πŸ™‚

  8. July 30, 2016 6:30 am at 6:30 am

    I'm sure glad that my wife's name wasn't EVE.

    Enjoy your Saturday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • July 30, 2016 7:05 am at 7:05 am

      Lucky you Paul. πŸ™‚

  9. July 30, 2016 6:57 am at 6:57 am

    Get her a fruit from that tree-it cured headaches.

    • July 30, 2016 7:06 am at 7:06 am

      I'm pretty sure you're right about that. πŸ™‚

  10. July 30, 2016 7:08 am at 7:08 am

    Laughing…that is hysterical! πŸ™‚ What a perfect way to begin a Saturday morning. Thanks Buddy!

    "Big hugs" to you and have a super happy day.

    • July 30, 2016 7:31 am at 7:31 am

      I thought this was cute. Big hugs back and have a super weekend. πŸ™‚

  11. Jan
    July 30, 2016 9:15 am at 9:15 am

    Eventually they got it on or we wouldn't all be here. πŸ™‚

    • July 30, 2016 9:58 am at 9:58 am

      Very true, very true. πŸ™‚

  12. July 30, 2016 9:41 am at 9:41 am

    LOL…Have a great day!

    • July 30, 2016 9:59 am at 9:59 am

      You have a great day too Michelle. πŸ™‚

  13. July 30, 2016 9:50 am at 9:50 am

    Yep, but didn't realize that had been around so long!

    • July 30, 2016 9:59 am at 9:59 am

      It has been around for a very long time. πŸ™‚

  14. July 30, 2016 10:05 am at 10:05 am

    Too bad there wasn't aspirin back then! Have a wonderful weekend- hope you are keeping cool!

    • July 30, 2016 12:02 pm at 12:02 pm

      Nope, no aspirin back then. It's going to start cooling down tomorrow. I'm ready. πŸ™‚

  15. July 30, 2016 11:16 am at 11:16 am

    Hi Sandee, love it! Eve was one switched on lady! xx

    • July 30, 2016 12:02 pm at 12:02 pm

      She was indeed Debbie. πŸ™‚

  16. July 30, 2016 1:32 pm at 1:32 pm

    That is a good one πŸ™‚

    • July 30, 2016 2:09 pm at 2:09 pm

      I thought is was cute. πŸ™‚

  17. July 30, 2016 8:45 pm at 8:45 pm

    I am reading this on Sunday morning just after returning from church. This is really cute! So that was the 1st excuse, even back then! I thought everything was great and no need of excuses! Lol!

    • July 31, 2016 7:37 am at 7:37 am

      Things change and yet they don't. πŸ™‚

  18. July 31, 2016 5:05 am at 5:05 am

    Now we know where this started. Cute joke πŸ™‚

    • July 31, 2016 7:37 am at 7:37 am

      Yes we do. Right at the very beginning. πŸ™‚

  19. July 31, 2016 2:06 pm at 2:06 pm

    Oh my goodness, I was not expecting the headache!!! How hilarious!

    • July 31, 2016 3:55 pm at 3:55 pm

      Things are always changing and sometimes not all that much. πŸ™‚

  20. July 31, 2016 7:42 pm at 7:42 pm

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH I BURST OUT LAUGHING WHEN I READ THIS! That is one of the best jokes so far on your site. That was NOT expected and was the kind of joke my dad would tell. πŸ™‚

    • August 1, 2016 3:15 pm at 3:15 pm

      I thought is was cute too. πŸ™‚

  21. August 1, 2016 12:05 pm at 12:05 pm

    Better luck next time.

    • August 1, 2016 3:15 pm at 3:15 pm

      Yes, better luck next time. πŸ™‚

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