The Kiss

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her.”

Adam answered, “Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?”

So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, “Thank you Lord, that Was enjoyable.”

And the Lord replied, “Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I’d like you to caress Eve.”

And Adam said, “What is a caress’?

So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.

Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, “Lord, that was even better than the kiss.”

And the Lord said, “You’ve done well, Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve.”

And Adam asked, “What is ‘make love’ Lord?”‘

So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.

And Adam said, “Lord, what is a headache?”

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser’s Notes

Image Credit: STR Place Blog

  42 comments for “The Kiss

  1. July 30, 2016 at 1:16 am

    I don't think kiwil herbal 'got it' πŸ˜‰

    • July 30, 2016 at 7:03 am

      Kiwi herbal got blocked and deleted. πŸ™‚

  2. July 30, 2016 at 3:19 am

    Heeheehee! Sharp learning curve there!

  3. July 30, 2016 at 4:06 am

    Well Adam is just learning how life goes sometimes. Sandee, you and Zane have a wonderful Saturday.

    • July 30, 2016 at 7:04 am

      Yep, and it's still happening today. πŸ™‚

  4. July 30, 2016 at 5:07 am

    It started way back then? Who knew Tylenol was developed so early? πŸ˜‰

    • July 30, 2016 at 7:04 am

      Bwahahahahahahaha. You're funnier than the joke. πŸ™‚

  5. July 30, 2016 at 5:08 am

    Hahaha…poor Adam.

    Happy Saturday. Big hugs, honey…

    • July 30, 2016 at 7:05 am

      Yep, lessons learned so early in history. πŸ™‚

  6. July 30, 2016 at 5:45 am

    LOL I never realised how far back that excuse went :-d

    Have a headachelesstastic day Sandee :-#

    • July 30, 2016 at 7:05 am

      Right back to the very beginning/ πŸ™‚

  7. July 30, 2016 at 6:14 am

    It shows that Adam needs to go a long way…
    Have a great day!

    • July 30, 2016 at 7:05 am

      A very long way. πŸ™‚

  8. July 30, 2016 at 6:30 am

    I'm sure glad that my wife's name wasn't EVE.

    Enjoy your Saturday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • July 30, 2016 at 7:05 am

      Lucky you Paul. πŸ™‚

  9. July 30, 2016 at 6:57 am

    Get her a fruit from that tree-it cured headaches.

    • July 30, 2016 at 7:06 am

      I'm pretty sure you're right about that. πŸ™‚

  10. July 30, 2016 at 7:08 am

    Laughing…that is hysterical! πŸ™‚ What a perfect way to begin a Saturday morning. Thanks Buddy!

    "Big hugs" to you and have a super happy day.

    • July 30, 2016 at 7:31 am

      I thought this was cute. Big hugs back and have a super weekend. πŸ™‚

  11. Jan
    July 30, 2016 at 9:15 am

    Eventually they got it on or we wouldn't all be here. πŸ™‚

    • July 30, 2016 at 9:58 am

      Very true, very true. πŸ™‚

  12. July 30, 2016 at 9:41 am

    LOL…Have a great day!

    • July 30, 2016 at 9:59 am

      You have a great day too Michelle. πŸ™‚

  13. July 30, 2016 at 9:50 am

    Yep, but didn't realize that had been around so long!

    • July 30, 2016 at 9:59 am

      It has been around for a very long time. πŸ™‚

  14. July 30, 2016 at 10:05 am

    Too bad there wasn't aspirin back then! Have a wonderful weekend- hope you are keeping cool!

    • July 30, 2016 at 12:02 pm

      Nope, no aspirin back then. It's going to start cooling down tomorrow. I'm ready. πŸ™‚

  15. July 30, 2016 at 11:16 am

    Hi Sandee, love it! Eve was one switched on lady! xx

    • July 30, 2016 at 12:02 pm

      She was indeed Debbie. πŸ™‚

  16. July 30, 2016 at 1:32 pm

    That is a good one πŸ™‚

    • July 30, 2016 at 2:09 pm

      I thought is was cute. πŸ™‚

  17. July 30, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    I am reading this on Sunday morning just after returning from church. This is really cute! So that was the 1st excuse, even back then! I thought everything was great and no need of excuses! Lol!

    • July 31, 2016 at 7:37 am

      Things change and yet they don't. πŸ™‚

  18. July 31, 2016 at 5:05 am

    Now we know where this started. Cute joke πŸ™‚

    • July 31, 2016 at 7:37 am

      Yes we do. Right at the very beginning. πŸ™‚

  19. July 31, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    Oh my goodness, I was not expecting the headache!!! How hilarious!

    • July 31, 2016 at 3:55 pm

      Things are always changing and sometimes not all that much. πŸ™‚

  20. July 31, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH I BURST OUT LAUGHING WHEN I READ THIS! That is one of the best jokes so far on your site. That was NOT expected and was the kind of joke my dad would tell. πŸ™‚

    • August 1, 2016 at 3:15 pm

      I thought is was cute too. πŸ™‚

  21. August 1, 2016 at 12:05 pm

    Better luck next time.

    • August 1, 2016 at 3:15 pm

      Yes, better luck next time. πŸ™‚

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