Seymour #20

Well let’s back up just a pebble. We paid a retainer of $5,000 for Attorney Clay Feet to arrange bail with the Sledgehammer Bond Agency for Element’s release.

Das Skunk, send us a check please. Your son is again costing us lots.

We have several computers that are out of service at our home. We discovered one of the computers set up in the area under the stairwell off the laundry room. We found it due to the visit of Guido who demanded payment for Element’s gambling debts when we went looking for Element after we convinced the enforcer he wasn’t here.

What do we find? On-line gambling by Element who was sent with Seymour to keep Seymour out of trouble. Oh Boy, Das Skunk, have you checked your credit cards lately?

Today we had a visit from the local FBI office out of Modesto. Turns out that Element’s online gambling is not only illegal but his doing it through our ATT internet connection constitutes a Federal Offense for which we may be prosecuted!

All computers have been taken into Federal custody. We are having to do all blogging on our smart phones just purchased which is eating up our giga things.

There is an out dated Dell laptop at the boat that we can press into service for the time being. Meanwhile, Attorney Clay Feet is working on the entire issue of Judge Sandstone’s rulings on all these issues and his potential conflict of interest as well as preparing our defense.

Seymour just left to go check on Mary and her recovery from Julia’s wrath.

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48 thoughts on “Seymour #20

  1. Ann says:

    Oh my, they sure are causing a stir there. This might be a good time for a long cruise on your boat. But first make sure to lock your house up tight so Seymour and Element can't get in while your gone. 🙂

  2. Marg says:

    Oh those two boys are sure getting in trouble. They sure need to get themselves straightened out. It is sure good for a good chuckle. Sandee, you and Zane have a great and good day.

  3. DrillerAA09 says:

    If you promise the judge that you will upgrade your old computers to Windows 10, everything should be okay. The boys will NEVER figure out how to operate that system smoothly. It will crash on them almost hourly. :-d

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