Seymour #20

Well let’s back up just a pebble. We paid a retainer of $5,000 for Attorney Clay Feet to arrange bail with the Sledgehammer Bond Agency for Element’s release.

Das Skunk, send us a check please. Your son is again costing us lots.

We have several computers that are out of service at our home. We discovered one of the computers set up in the area under the stairwell off the laundry room. We found it due to the visit of Guido who demanded payment for Element’s gambling debts when we went looking for Element after we convinced the enforcer he wasn’t here.

What do we find? On-line gambling by Element who was sent with Seymour to keep Seymour out of trouble. Oh Boy, Das Skunk, have you checked your credit cards lately?

Today we had a visit from the local FBI office out of Modesto. Turns out that Element’s online gambling is not only illegal but his doing it through our ATT internet connection constitutes a Federal Offense for which we may be prosecuted!

All computers have been taken into Federal custody. We are having to do all blogging on our smart phones just purchased which is eating up our giga things.

There is an out dated Dell laptop at the boat that we can press into service for the time being. Meanwhile, Attorney Clay Feet is working on the entire issue of Judge Sandstone’s rulings on all these issues and his potential conflict of interest as well as preparing our defense.

Seymour just left to go check on Mary and her recovery from Julia’s wrath.

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  48 comments for “Seymour #20

  1. July 26, 2016 at 2:21 am

    Oh no, more troubles! So how's Mary doing?

    • July 26, 2016 at 3:33 pm

      They are a handful and then some. 🙂

  2. Ann
    July 26, 2016 at 2:24 am

    Oh my, they sure are causing a stir there. This might be a good time for a long cruise on your boat. But first make sure to lock your house up tight so Seymour and Element can't get in while your gone. 🙂

    • July 26, 2016 at 3:33 pm

      These two can really get around and in a hurry. Always up to something. 🙂

  3. July 26, 2016 at 2:34 am

    I tried to put a Czech in the mail, but he refused to be boxed at the UPS office. I told Element repeatedly, "20 black"…

    • July 26, 2016 at 3:34 pm

      Element isn't listening. The money issue will hopefully work out. I'm sure Element has your credit card numbers. 🙂

  4. July 26, 2016 at 2:44 am

    If you are interested, i'm still willing to take them to the swamp and let the alligators scare some manners and good behavior into them!

    • July 26, 2016 at 3:35 pm

      I might take you up on that. Something needs to be done. 🙂

  5. July 26, 2016 at 4:21 am

    Oh those two boys are sure getting in trouble. They sure need to get themselves straightened out. It is sure good for a good chuckle. Sandee, you and Zane have a great and good day.

    • July 26, 2016 at 3:35 pm

      Yep, how is Gabby doing. We're going to feature all the baby rocks next week. 🙂

  6. July 26, 2016 at 5:20 am

    If you promise the judge that you will upgrade your old computers to Windows 10, everything should be okay. The boys will NEVER figure out how to operate that system smoothly. It will crash on them almost hourly. :-d

    • July 26, 2016 at 3:36 pm

      Hubby hate Windows 10. It's okay for me. I think his computer is too old. 🙂

  7. July 26, 2016 at 6:04 am

    $5000 retainer? Are you crazy? Give him some rocks to put them in his head. ha,ha,ha.

    Have a tremendous Tuesday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • July 26, 2016 at 3:36 pm

      Well, we are responsible for them while they are here so we need to do things properly. 🙂

  8. July 26, 2016 at 7:50 am

    LOL! I am smiling at all the comments here. 🙂

    • July 26, 2016 at 3:37 pm

      Well, many remember Seymour and the rest are catching up. 🙂

  9. July 26, 2016 at 7:56 am

    aie yie yie! The future looks rocky for them…

    • July 26, 2016 at 3:38 pm

      Very rocky. They are a handful. 🙂

  10. Jan
    July 26, 2016 at 8:06 am

    You may want to seek asylum in Switzerland or some place. This could get serious.

    • July 26, 2016 at 3:38 pm

      I think it's already serious. 🙂

  11. July 26, 2016 at 8:25 am

    They are becoming unmanageable now how come I haven't seen any of this in the papers LOL $-)

    Have a rocktastic day Sandee :-d

    • July 26, 2016 at 3:39 pm

      Seymour was unmanageable last time too. Not any different except that now there are two of them and both are in trouble. 🙂

  12. July 26, 2016 at 8:34 am

    Never a dull moment when they are around 🙂

    • July 26, 2016 at 3:39 pm

      Never a dull moment indeed. 🙂

  13. July 26, 2016 at 8:45 am

    You two may have to come out of retirement to pay off these bills! Outrageous!!!

    Big hugs, honey..

    • July 26, 2016 at 3:39 pm

      I hope not. That would be terrible. 🙂

  14. July 26, 2016 at 8:51 am

    A rough rocking performance!
    Have a great day!

    • July 26, 2016 at 3:40 pm

      Very rough performance for sure. 🙂

  15. July 26, 2016 at 9:23 am

    LOL…Have a great day!!

    • July 26, 2016 at 3:40 pm

      With these two and their antics I doubt I'll have a great day. 🙂

  16. July 26, 2016 at 9:56 am

    As an Italian woman, I can tell you. Whenever there's a Guido involved there's bound to be trouble!

    • July 26, 2016 at 3:41 pm

      Yep, we know all about Guido. He's been here and there is indeed trouble. 🙂

  17. July 26, 2016 at 11:16 am

    Hey Seymour. Was Fred Flintstone as crazy in person as he is on TV?

    • July 26, 2016 at 3:41 pm

      Seymour says he was crazier in person than on TV. 🙂

  18. July 26, 2016 at 11:36 am

    I absolutely understand the meaning of what you comprehend.

    • July 26, 2016 at 3:41 pm

      I'm happy about that. Sometimes I get confused with these two. 🙂

  19. July 26, 2016 at 12:21 pm

    Oh my… Maybe Element and Seymour need to spend some time in a rock garden. Out of your house and while they are there, I suggest changing the locks or maybe just moving….

    • July 26, 2016 at 3:42 pm

      Every time they are in a rock garden all the girl rocks are in big trouble. 🙂

  20. July 26, 2016 at 1:07 pm

    Who knew gambling was considered rock solid entertainment. *snort*

  21. July 26, 2016 at 11:24 pm

    I would have helped pro bono! 🙂

    • July 27, 2016 at 6:07 am

      Now you tell me. That would have been most helpful. 🙂

  22. July 27, 2016 at 9:25 am

    Would my old Commodore 64 help?

    • July 27, 2016 at 3:45 pm

      I don't think so, but thanks. We can always go to the neighbors house. 🙂

  23. July 27, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    Ahahahaha oh goodness! ;P

    • July 27, 2016 at 3:45 pm

      Yep, these two are keeping us very busy. 🙂

  24. July 27, 2016 at 5:39 pm

    Rocks and computers and gambling add up to a whole lot of no good.

    • July 28, 2016 at 7:33 am

      And we're in a heap of no good around here. 🙂

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