Teddy Bears

A lady meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of teddy bears. She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn’t mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, ‘Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?’

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom, where they rip off each others clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, ‘Well, how was it?’

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says, ‘Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.’

Hat tip: Linda W.

Image Credit: Your French Gift

  40 comments for “Teddy Bears

  1. July 23, 2016 4:10 am at 4:10 am

    Too funny but also very sad. What a piece of junk, he is.. [-(

    • July 23, 2016 10:13 am at 10:13 am

      Yep, he's a piece of junk for sure Marg. πŸ™‚

  2. Ann
    July 23, 2016 4:11 am at 4:11 am

    Now I can't help wondering if that was the end of him or if she went back to try for a better prize x-)

    • July 23, 2016 10:13 am at 10:13 am

      I don't think she'd go back. πŸ™‚

  3. July 23, 2016 4:27 am at 4:27 am

    How no woman has killed him yet astounds me! Heeheehee!

    • July 23, 2016 10:13 am at 10:13 am

      There is that. I wondered the same thing. πŸ™‚

  4. July 23, 2016 5:02 am at 5:02 am

    OMGoodness! He was certainly NO prize…but this was funny.

    Big hugs, honey…

    • July 23, 2016 10:14 am at 10:14 am

      Total loser, but this gig seems to be working for him. πŸ™‚

  5. July 23, 2016 6:01 am at 6:01 am

    I'm wondering here if Seymour will get this; Element probably will..

    • July 23, 2016 10:14 am at 10:14 am

      Seymour probably not. Element for sure. πŸ™‚

  6. July 23, 2016 6:11 am at 6:11 am

    An interesting way to get a woman into bed. I wonder how he got all the bears?

    Have a wonderful Saturday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • July 23, 2016 10:15 am at 10:15 am

      It's his rating system. Not a good one, but it's his. πŸ™‚

  7. July 23, 2016 7:24 am at 7:24 am

    I misguessed the punch line. I thought it would be that afterwards, he went out to his car, brought in a bear and put it on an open spot on a shelf and said "this is you-I'll always remember you".

    • July 23, 2016 10:16 am at 10:16 am

      That would work too I guess. πŸ™‚

  8. July 23, 2016 7:30 am at 7:30 am

    I think she would have a few bells go off. She should have run when she saw the wall of bears. Jut saying. Big hugs to you from east Texas where the heat is gonna kill you.

    • July 23, 2016 10:16 am at 10:16 am

      Lots of red flags for me. Like going to the carnival. πŸ™‚

  9. July 23, 2016 8:40 am at 8:40 am

    Hey, at least she got a prize! Wonder how many gals had to leave empty handed?

    • July 23, 2016 10:16 am at 10:16 am

      I hadn't thought of that. πŸ™‚

  10. July 23, 2016 8:41 am at 8:41 am

    LOL @ the middle shelf …well what a cheek haha! [-(

    Have a teddytastic day Sandee (h)

    • July 23, 2016 10:17 am at 10:17 am

      You have a teddytastic day too Steve. πŸ™‚

  11. Jan
    July 23, 2016 9:51 am at 9:51 am

    At least she didn't have to choose from the bottom shelf.

    • July 23, 2016 10:17 am at 10:17 am

      There is that Jan. πŸ™‚

  12. July 23, 2016 11:19 am at 11:19 am

    tee hee…..did you try for a better prize or did she thump him on the head with a teddy? I cannot bear it! Laughing too hard!

    • July 23, 2016 12:40 pm at 12:40 pm

      I am glad I never met a guy like this for real. πŸ™‚

  13. July 23, 2016 6:46 pm at 6:46 pm

    I was wondering where this was heading πŸ™‚

    • July 24, 2016 7:53 am at 7:53 am

      And now we know. No place good at all. πŸ™‚

  14. July 23, 2016 10:45 pm at 10:45 pm

    She should have excused herself when she saw all those bears! After all the raw passion, she is only qualified for a medium sized bear. What a let down for her! I would love to know what she did to the man..hahaha!

    • July 24, 2016 7:54 am at 7:54 am

      Makes you wonder where she put the bear doesn't it. πŸ™‚

  15. July 24, 2016 3:54 am at 3:54 am

    I knew it was headed to no good, but I sure didn't see that coming. Hilarious.

    • July 24, 2016 7:54 am at 7:54 am

      There are guys just like this too. Clods. πŸ™‚

  16. July 24, 2016 7:15 am at 7:15 am

    Funny, yet sad at the same time.

    • July 24, 2016 7:57 am at 7:57 am

      Sad? Yes very sad. πŸ™‚

  17. July 25, 2016 5:53 pm at 5:53 pm

    Well he's no prize.

    • July 26, 2016 6:50 am at 6:50 am

      He sure isn't. What a clod. πŸ™‚

  18. July 26, 2016 12:00 am at 12:00 am

    doesn't deserve top shelf he couldn't handle it

    • July 26, 2016 6:50 am at 6:50 am

      You're so right Phil. πŸ™‚

  19. July 27, 2016 10:10 pm at 10:10 pm

    Oh man she should burn all the bears before she leaves!

    • July 28, 2016 7:34 am at 7:34 am

      I agree. What a horrible thing he's doing. πŸ™‚

  20. July 29, 2016 7:03 pm at 7:03 pm

    With an attitude like that he's lucky to still be alive

    • July 30, 2016 7:07 am at 7:07 am

      You're right about that Tony. πŸ™‚

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