The Snail

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, “What the heck was that all about?”

Image Credit: Revive Snails Extract® International

  42 comments for “The Snail

  1. July 16, 2016 at 1:40 am

    Ha ha! I would love to see what happened to the man or see the expression on his face. Have a great weekend!

    • July 16, 2016 at 3:02 pm

      That was a long walk back. 🙂

  2. Ann
    July 16, 2016 at 3:36 am

    Must be a young snail, otherwise he would have gotten to the door and forgotten why he was there 🙂

    • July 16, 2016 at 3:02 pm

      I agree Ann. I would have forgotten. 🙂

  3. July 16, 2016 at 3:50 am

    Heeheehee! Now i wonder why the snail came to the door the first time!

    • July 16, 2016 at 3:02 pm

      I doubt we'll even know. 🙂

  4. July 16, 2016 at 4:23 am

    Good for that snail to come back. It take him just a little time, poor guy. LOL

    • July 16, 2016 at 3:03 pm

      Three years is a very long time. 🙂

  5. July 16, 2016 at 6:03 am

    Poor snail. I would have just left a treat on the door and not tried to talk to the guy this time 🙂

    • July 16, 2016 at 3:03 pm

      I think I agree. The chances of getting tossed again is pretty great. 🙂

  6. July 16, 2016 at 7:00 am

    Thank god, nothing has changed in 3 years time and the snail could identify its mischief monger. Poor thing!
    have a great day!

  7. Jan
    July 16, 2016 at 7:38 am

    I think the snail deserves an answer for that rudeness. 🙂

  8. July 16, 2016 at 9:04 am

    LMAO I was right snails are slow :d

    Have a L'Escargottastic Saturday Sandee [-(

    • July 16, 2016 at 3:04 pm

      I love escargot. I love escargot a lot. 🙂

  9. July 16, 2016 at 9:31 am

    so silly! Cheers and happy weekend to you!

    • July 16, 2016 at 3:04 pm

      Well it is Saturday and I'm usually always silly. 🙂

  10. July 16, 2016 at 9:56 am

    LOL!!! Poor snail. 🙂

  11. July 16, 2016 at 11:06 am

    Good question.

    • July 16, 2016 at 3:05 pm

      Very good question. 🙂

  12. July 16, 2016 at 11:41 am

    Are you sure that it was the same snail? Ha,ha,ha.

    Have a slow, lovely Saturday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • July 16, 2016 at 3:05 pm

      Pretty sure it's the same snail Paul. 🙂

  13. July 16, 2016 at 1:40 pm

    Good One! I hope it a great weekend for You and Zane! cheer 🙂

    • July 16, 2016 at 3:06 pm

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  14. July 16, 2016 at 1:47 pm

    Funny!

  15. July 16, 2016 at 6:01 pm

    🙂
    I like it!

    • July 17, 2016 at 6:34 am

      The snail, not so much. 🙂

  16. July 16, 2016 at 6:29 pm

    Very cute 🙂

  17. July 16, 2016 at 7:58 pm

    Bwahahaha ha! Wonder if he remembers 😕

  18. July 17, 2016 at 4:48 am

    Poor thang! Where's some butter?!!

    Big hugs, honey…

    • July 17, 2016 at 6:37 am

      Butter and lots of garlic. 🙂

  19. July 17, 2016 at 5:52 pm

    Laughing…That little snail had guts. I bet it would have returned if he threw him again, although it probably wouldn't be in his best interest. Adorable joke, Sandee. I wanted to play today, but I was running too late. I hope you had a great Sunday!

    Thanks for endorphin's. 🙂

    "Big hugs"

    • July 18, 2016 at 6:49 am

      You're most welcome Annie. It's a busy time of the year. Big hugs back. 🙂

  20. July 18, 2016 at 3:18 pm

    Well the snail sure showed determination.

  21. July 18, 2016 at 11:02 pm

    a snail with anger management lol

    • July 19, 2016 at 6:21 am

      Perhaps, but the guy that threw him has some issues too. 🙂

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