Seymour #17

Seymour, and his friend Element, came back to California. This in spite of the court order by Judge Jeremy Sandstone that he leave the state and not return.

We aren’t sure exactly why he returned. As you recall when here last he created quite a few problems including the pregnancy of Julia Sandstone and the birth of children all adopted out to bloggers across the country, the theft of our ski boat and subsequent arrest for drunk driving, various scenes at the local county Department of Social Services and his eventual appearance in family law court with Julia’s father Judge Jeremy Sandstone.

So he is here, and as he does, he cannot keep himself inside the home or keep his rock protrusion out of problems. Naturally the first thing he had to do was visit Julia across the cul-de-sac. Abandoning his protrusion-de-sac, he returned home smelling suspiciously dusty and began looking for a place to hide. Later during the day the local sheriff’s deputy came by asking questions. We deferred to Element to answer as we did not know what lies Seymour and he had concocted. Before the Deputy left he reminded us of our culpability if we were harboring a fugitive.

Right now we are just endeavoring to find Seymour as he is somewhere hidden and we are not sure what he has done. Oh wait, we found him and Element and they are indeed hiding, but from what.

  52 comments for “Seymour #17

  1. Ann
    July 5, 2016 at 2:10 am

    That Seymour sure knows how to get himself into trouble. [-(

    • July 5, 2016 at 2:49 pm

      Yes he does. Very well in fact. 🙂

  2. July 5, 2016 at 2:37 am

    Okay, i went back and read about Seymour's adventures, and i hope he has a fun but safe visit with you this time, but i'm not holding my breath.

    • July 5, 2016 at 2:49 pm

      Don't hold your breath. He'll be in more trouble than ever. 🙂

  3. July 5, 2016 at 4:29 am

    Oh Seymour, you are just so silly. No telling what you are hiding from now. But it is fun to have you back. Sandee, You and Zane have a great Tuesday.

    • July 5, 2016 at 2:50 pm

      Yes, he's hiding from something, but we haven't figured out what yet. 🙂

  4. July 5, 2016 at 5:26 am

    I'm not quite sure what this is all about. I must of been out of the country when this whole thing was about. I'm lost.

    Have a wonderful Tuesday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • July 5, 2016 at 2:50 pm

      You were not around when Seymour visited last time. It's all good Paul. 🙂

  5. July 5, 2016 at 5:28 am

    Seymour looks like he might be guilty of skipping over water.

    • July 5, 2016 at 2:50 pm

      He's far more guilty than that. 🙂

  6. July 5, 2016 at 6:00 am

    Seymour looks cute and round. Awaiting many more interesting happenings …
    Have a great day!

    • July 5, 2016 at 2:51 pm

      One never knows what to expect when Seymour is around. 🙂

  7. July 5, 2016 at 6:28 am

    Great post! xx

    Style For Mankind

    • July 5, 2016 at 2:52 pm

      And Seymour is just getting started. 🙂

  8. July 5, 2016 at 6:46 am


    Have a great day!!

    • July 5, 2016 at 2:52 pm

      You have a great day too Michelle. 🙂

  9. Jan
    July 5, 2016 at 7:48 am

    This could be an inspiration for a Lifetime movie.;-0

    • July 5, 2016 at 2:53 pm

      It very well could be Jan. 🙂

  10. July 5, 2016 at 7:52 am

    You should have warned us that this is X-rated.

    • July 5, 2016 at 2:53 pm

      Seymour is x-rated indeed. 🙂

  11. July 5, 2016 at 7:54 am

    Seymour, Seymour, Seymour! LOL! 🙂 I hope you are having a great week, Sandee.

    • July 5, 2016 at 2:54 pm

      He'll be in a heap of trouble before we know it. 🙂

  12. July 5, 2016 at 7:57 am

    I love you my Darlin'
    your loving husband

    • July 5, 2016 at 2:54 pm

      I love you too honey. 🙂

  13. July 5, 2016 at 8:07 am

    oh hahahah Seymour wants to see more! More of what only he knows! Bwa hahahah!

    • July 5, 2016 at 2:54 pm

      Yes, and we'll know when he lands in a heap of trouble. 🙂

  14. July 5, 2016 at 8:32 am

    I agree with Jan the perfect cast for a top selling movie haha!

    Have a stonetastic day Sandee :-d

    • July 5, 2016 at 2:55 pm

      He's a rock star for sure. I wonder if he can act though. 🙂

  15. July 5, 2016 at 10:13 am

    Before being shipped out, I gave Seymour explicit instructions to behave, and I told Element to see that he did. Once again, it was like talking to a brick wall….*TOING* Seymour insists that he has relatives on the 9th District Geologic Court of Appeals; me thinks that's a lode and though we see that stonewalling is a tried and true defense, Seymour should not take for granite that his relatives will save him from some further legal inquarries here…*ducking boos and throwd whatever's handy*

    • July 5, 2016 at 2:56 pm

      You expected him to listen to you? Really? You know him way better than that Mike. 🙂

  16. July 5, 2016 at 10:27 am

    PS: and because there's a substandard Hollyweird movie director named after me, doesn't mean that Seymour and Element are destined for their own Transgeologic-ers movie series…

    • July 5, 2016 at 2:56 pm

      It would be interesting though don't you think. 🙂

  17. July 5, 2016 at 4:44 pm

    Movie? I haven't read the whole book yet. :p

    • July 6, 2016 at 5:44 am

      There is no book, but lots of blog fodder. 🙂

  18. July 5, 2016 at 5:58 pm

    Wow that Seymour, he leaves no stone unturned….

    • July 6, 2016 at 5:44 am

      He never has left a stone unturned. 🙂

  19. July 5, 2016 at 6:47 pm

    Have a great day! Always smiles over here.

    • July 6, 2016 at 5:45 am

      Seymour is trouble with a capital T and I think Element is just the same. 🙂

  20. July 5, 2016 at 7:04 pm

    Seymour would make our cul-de-sac a lot more interesting! 🙂

    • July 6, 2016 at 5:46 am

      He would indeed. I'm not so sure you'd want to do that though. You'll have the entire neighborhood in an uproar. 🙂

  21. July 5, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    What did they do now?

    • July 6, 2016 at 5:46 am

      We'll find out next Tuesday. 🙂

  22. July 6, 2016 at 8:32 am

    Sandee, yeah I do know better, but the ever shrinking optimist within me keeps suggesting that a word of wisdom will be hoid. As the rock would say, "nyuk nyuk".

    • July 6, 2016 at 8:34 am

      Well, we love you anyway. Being an optimist is far better than being a pessimist. 🙂

  23. July 6, 2016 at 10:01 am

    Seymour's story sounds like that of a typical rock star to me. You're out in California and must know how they can be…

    • July 6, 2016 at 10:26 am

      He is a rock star, but not necessarily in a good way. 🙂

  24. July 6, 2016 at 5:46 pm

    Roche' was so excited to see him!

    • July 7, 2016 at 11:30 am

      I'll let Seymour know as soon as I can find him. 🙂

  25. July 6, 2016 at 5:54 pm

    Seymour needs to go back into the ground and mature a little more, I think.

    • July 7, 2016 at 11:31 am

      He's pretty old already, but you might be onto something. 🙂

  26. July 6, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    Oh wow..I realized I miss Seymour much! but not all the troubles he's giving you Sandee :))

    • July 7, 2016 at 11:31 am

      He is a womanizer and that's a big problem. 🙂

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