Senior Love

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, my wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yelled to me, ‘You need a piece of tail.’

I turned with a confused look on my face and said, ‘Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.’

Image Credit: Brookite

  34 comments for “Senior Love

  1. Ann
    July 2, 2016 at 2:54 am

    ROFL Hysterical, Love it.

    • July 2, 2016 at 2:08 pm

      I have lots of blogging buddies that send me tons of stuff. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. July 2, 2016 at 4:01 am

    Thanks Sandee, for that great chuckle. Sandee, you and Zane have a fine week end.

    • July 2, 2016 at 2:09 pm

      You have a great weekend too Marg. Scritches to all the critters. ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. July 2, 2016 at 5:52 am

    Ha, Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,
    I'll have to show this to my wife. Thanks for a laughing Saturday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • July 2, 2016 at 2:09 pm

      Yep, some you win and some you can't win. ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. Jim
    July 2, 2016 at 7:51 am

    Hahahahahaha ~~I'm still laughing, Sandee. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚
    But I won't tell Mrs. Jim. I've already had one divorce acting out this part. Not a happy time. [-

    • July 2, 2016 at 2:09 pm

      I've had a divorce too so I get it Jim. ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. Jan
    July 2, 2016 at 7:51 am

    We love figures of speech. Have a safe and fun fourth.

    • July 2, 2016 at 2:10 pm

      You have a safe and fun 4th too Jan. ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. July 2, 2016 at 8:18 am

    After being told to get a piece of tail, I was expecting something more risquรฉ and not involving the wife.

    • July 2, 2016 at 2:11 pm

      No, that's as risque as it's going to get. ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. July 2, 2016 at 8:33 am

    I love you my Darlin'.

    Your loving Husband

    • July 2, 2016 at 2:11 pm

      I love you too honey. ๐Ÿ™‚

  8. July 2, 2016 at 9:17 am

    LMAO thanks for my Saturday chuckle :-d

    Have a tailtastic Saturday Sandee ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    • July 2, 2016 at 2:11 pm

      You're most welcome Steve. ๐Ÿ™‚

  9. July 2, 2016 at 9:51 am

    Hahahahahaaaaaa… good one!
    Have a great weekend!

    • July 2, 2016 at 2:11 pm

      Married bliss right? ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. July 2, 2016 at 9:54 am

    bwa hahahah Happy day to you!

    • July 2, 2016 at 2:12 pm

      Happy day to you too Kathe. Scritches to Miss Lucy. ๐Ÿ™‚

  11. July 2, 2016 at 10:08 am

    Annnnd that's when the fight started. Have a blessed day. :d

    • July 2, 2016 at 2:12 pm

      Yep, that's about the size of it. ๐Ÿ™‚

  12. July 2, 2016 at 11:14 am

    Heeheehee! This one is too good to keep to myself!

    • July 2, 2016 at 2:12 pm

      I know this couple. ๐Ÿ™‚

  13. July 2, 2016 at 12:19 pm

    Bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaa! My hubby and I rolled over with laughter on this one. MEN! Ah….we sure love them don't we? Happy Fourth of July my friend. Hugs, Anne

    • July 2, 2016 at 2:13 pm

      Yes, we sure do Anne. We're a couple of lucky gals. ๐Ÿ™‚

  14. July 2, 2016 at 5:21 pm

    I so didn't see that punchline coming. This is really funny. Thanks.

    • July 3, 2016 at 7:41 am

      I didn't either, so that's why I liked this one so much. ๐Ÿ™‚

  15. July 2, 2016 at 6:37 pm

    Good one- as always ๐Ÿ™‚

  16. July 2, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    Love it! Lol! Need to tell this one to my shotgun shack buddies!

    • July 3, 2016 at 7:42 am

      Tell away my friend. ๐Ÿ™‚

  17. July 4, 2016 at 3:25 pm

    She should make up her mind.

    • July 4, 2016 at 3:28 pm

      I don't this she connected the dots. He did, but she didn't. ๐Ÿ™‚

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