The Farmer

A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.

The cop asked the farmer, ”Didn’t you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of your truck?”

The farmer replied, ”No, I didn’t know that.”

The cop ask the farmer where he was going and he said, ”To Memphis”.

The cop said, ”I will let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Memphis.”

So the farmer promised he would. Several days later the cop spotted the farmer with the pig driving down the road and he pulled him over again.

The cop said, ”I thought I told you to take this pig to the zoo when you got to Memphis” and to this the farmer replied, ”I did and we had so much fun, I’m taking him to the circus.”

Image Credit: Victor Schueller

  42 comments for “The Farmer

  1. June 4, 2016 at 2:34 am

    LOL I would imagine that cop to be speechless haha! (h)

    Have an oinktastic day Sandee (o)

    • June 4, 2016 at 2:35 pm

      I know I would be speechless. 🙂

  2. Ann
    June 4, 2016 at 3:40 am

    Well he didn't say why he should take him to the zoo or what to do once they got there. 🙂

    • June 4, 2016 at 2:36 pm

      No he didn't so it's what he gets. He did exactly as he was told to do. 🙂

  3. June 4, 2016 at 4:01 am

    That was a good one. Bet the pig did enjoy the Zoo. Sandee, you and Zane have a great day.

    • June 4, 2016 at 2:36 pm

      That is one lucky pig. 🙂

  4. June 4, 2016 at 5:32 am

    ….And after that he'll take him to a BBQ with ribs.

    Have a wonderful Saturday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • June 4, 2016 at 2:37 pm

      I don't think so Paul. That would be cruel unless they were beef ribs. 🙂

  5. June 4, 2016 at 6:10 am

    hahahah oink snort! So silly! Have a splendid day!

    • June 4, 2016 at 2:37 pm

      I'm good at being silly. 🙂

  6. Jan
    June 4, 2016 at 7:07 am

    And now we are going to take in a baseball game and go shopping at the mall.

    • June 4, 2016 at 2:37 pm

      Why not. That pig gets around. 🙂

  7. June 4, 2016 at 7:23 am

    Have a great Saturday!

    • June 4, 2016 at 2:38 pm

      You have a great Saturday too. 🙂

  8. June 4, 2016 at 8:18 am

    Ha ha…the farmer did exactly what the cop told him to do. Have a wonderful weekend!

    • June 4, 2016 at 2:38 pm

      He sure did. You need to be more specific. 🙂

  9. June 4, 2016 at 8:21 am

    The pig didn't know the law.

    • June 4, 2016 at 2:38 pm

      No, and the cop isn't good at explaining things fully either. 🙂

  10. June 4, 2016 at 9:00 am

    Haha! I like that farmer! Hopefully he has many other fun adventures with his piggie friend 🙂

    • June 4, 2016 at 2:39 pm

      I hope he does too. I had a friend that had a pot bellied pig. Cutest thing ever. 🙂

  11. June 4, 2016 at 9:31 am

    I've a little experience over the years with pigs of both sexes riding in the front seat! Had to put in that phrase "both sexes" so as not to offend those PC wackos!

    • June 4, 2016 at 2:40 pm

      The PC wackos go sideways over anything and everything. 🙂

  12. June 4, 2016 at 11:45 am

    That is too funny,

  13. June 4, 2016 at 11:55 am

    Soooo funny!!! 🙂

  14. June 4, 2016 at 11:56 am

    Love it!

  15. June 4, 2016 at 12:52 pm

    Id have fun at the zoo, too! Glad he didn't take the pig out for Memphis bbq. Lololololol!

    • June 4, 2016 at 2:41 pm

      I don't think he'd ever do that. That pig is his buddy. 🙂

  16. June 4, 2016 at 1:08 pm

    LOL – lucky pig 🙂

    • June 4, 2016 at 2:41 pm

      Lucky, well traveled pig. 🙂

  17. June 4, 2016 at 1:35 pm

    After all of these trips he should well rounded.

    • June 4, 2016 at 2:42 pm

      I'm pretty sure he is well rounded. 🙂

  18. June 4, 2016 at 1:56 pm

    Heeheehee! Sounds like a great life for the pig!

  19. June 4, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    I think it was darn nice of him to treat the pig to the zoo. 🙂

  20. June 6, 2016 at 2:15 pm

    Pigs need to be entertained, too.

    • June 6, 2016 at 3:26 pm

      Yes they do and I'm sure he enjoyed going to the zoo. 🙂

  21. June 7, 2016 at 12:47 am

    I think he pushed his luck 😉

    • June 7, 2016 at 5:36 am

      Yes, but he did do what the cop told him to do. 🙂

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