Job Interview

A young job applicant was being interviewed for an entry level position.

His prospective boss asked, “Are you a smoker?”

“Not even a little,” said the young man.

“How about alcoholic beverages?”

“Never touch ‘em,” he replied.

The boss smiled and asked, “So you spend a lot of time with girls?”

The applicant said “No, not really.”

“So you don’t have any vices?”

“Well, I do have one,” he admitted.

“And what would that be?” the boss asked.

“I tell lies.”

Hat tip: Just Out
Image Credit: Everything Zoomer

  38 comments for “Job Interview

  1. Ann
    May 28, 2016 at 3:41 am

    refreshing, a liar that admits to it. I wonder if he got the job…lol

    • May 28, 2016 at 3:42 pm

      Yep, everyone fudges on those interviews a bit. 🙂

  2. May 28, 2016 at 4:09 am

    Too funny. Now they won't know if he is lying about lying Sandee, you and Zane have a wonderful week end.

    • May 28, 2016 at 3:43 pm

      Yep, that's a problem isn't it. 🙂

  3. May 28, 2016 at 5:37 am

    Oh my! Now what?! Haha

    Big hugs, honey…

    • May 28, 2016 at 3:43 pm

      Well, I'd thank him and let him go. 🙂

  4. May 28, 2016 at 5:47 am

    At least he's honest. Have an enjoyable Saturday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • May 28, 2016 at 3:43 pm

      Well, about what? Not sure if anything he said was true. 🙂

  5. May 28, 2016 at 6:04 am

    Does anyone tell the truth in a job interview?

    • May 28, 2016 at 3:44 pm

      Probably not anymore. You might if there are background checks. 🙂

  6. May 28, 2016 at 8:03 am

    LOL well at least he was an honest liar :-#

    Have a lielesstastic day Sandee [-(

    • May 28, 2016 at 3:44 pm

      Is there such a thing Steve? 🙂

  7. May 28, 2016 at 8:03 am

    Ha ha…can we believe him?

  8. Jan
    May 28, 2016 at 8:17 am

    He would fit right in to the world of today's politicians.

    • May 28, 2016 at 3:45 pm

      Yes, but they lie to you and tell you it's the truth. 🙂

  9. May 28, 2016 at 8:58 am

    I am willing to be he won't get hired!!! LOL!!! 🙂

    • May 28, 2016 at 3:45 pm

      I would say no on the hiring too. 🙂

  10. May 28, 2016 at 9:06 am

    giggle snicker hahahah So is he telling the truth …bwa hahah

    • May 28, 2016 at 3:45 pm

      I'm not sure what is true and what isn't at this point. 🙂

  11. May 28, 2016 at 9:15 am

    Was his last name Clinton?

    • May 28, 2016 at 3:46 pm

      I have no idea Ron. Were you referring to Bill or Hillary? 🙂

  12. May 28, 2016 at 11:19 am

    There's a pack of condoms next to the can of beer and carton of Marlboros in his back pack that he brought to the interview.

    • May 28, 2016 at 3:46 pm

      Bwahahahahahaha. You crack me up. 🙂

  13. May 28, 2016 at 2:02 pm

    Seymour doesn't get it…so I'll let the pet rock see the Star Trek (TOS) episode of "I, Mudd"…

    • May 28, 2016 at 3:46 pm

      I spent a lot of time explaining things to Seymour when he was here. You'd think we wouldn't have gotten in so much trouble. 🙂

  14. May 28, 2016 at 4:09 pm

    That is a good one.Have a great weekend!

    • May 29, 2016 at 6:35 am

      You have a great weekend too. 🙂

  15. May 28, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    He should have stopped while he was ahead. 😉

    • May 29, 2016 at 6:36 am

      Yes, he was doing pretty well until the end. 🙂

  16. May 28, 2016 at 5:03 pm

    Heeheehee! Next, please!

  17. May 30, 2016 at 12:05 am

    LOL – not a good job interview response.

    • May 30, 2016 at 6:11 am

      I agree, a terrible job interview response. 🙂

  18. May 30, 2016 at 11:56 am

    Figures!

    • May 30, 2016 at 12:28 pm

      Yep, he was doing very well right up to that last question. 🙂

  19. May 30, 2016 at 11:19 pm

    he's now working for the government

    • May 31, 2016 at 6:50 am

      That makes perfect sense Phil. 🙂

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