Perception

A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, ”Mom, what’s sex?”

His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject.

When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, ”Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?”

Image Credit: Saints – Philip and James School

  44 comments for “Perception

  1. Ann
    April 23, 2016 at 1:19 am

    and what does that tell you about modern educational theories? 🙂

  2. April 23, 2016 at 4:29 am

    Yup, it would be hard to get all that in one little Square. Just what was the teacher thinking or guess we really don't want to know.

  3. April 23, 2016 at 5:04 am

    Always make sure you know why they are asking!

    • April 23, 2016 at 11:42 am

      I agree because kids can want one thing and you think they want something else. 🙂

  4. April 23, 2016 at 5:34 am

    That is cute. 🙂

    • April 23, 2016 at 11:42 am

      And it happens more than we know. 🙂

  5. April 23, 2016 at 5:41 am

    Very interesting box he has to get into. I just left Bee's blog and heard that Zane is going into the hospital. I will be with you both in spirit and there will be no problems my friends. You'll both be back into your ship in no time.
    Have a ship shape Saturday Sandee & Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • April 23, 2016 at 11:43 am

      It's outpatient surgery for a hernia Paul. That's for the good thoughts. 🙂

  6. April 23, 2016 at 6:17 am

    Hahahaha. That one kinda' snuck up on me. 🙂

    • April 23, 2016 at 11:44 am

      Yes, I like those kinds of jokes. 🙂

  7. April 23, 2016 at 6:19 am

    Oh my, yes asking further questions migh have helped in this situation!

    • April 23, 2016 at 11:45 am

      It sure would have saved her a lot of work and embarrassment. 🙂

  8. April 23, 2016 at 6:49 am

    Another laugh out loud story. Cute!

    • April 23, 2016 at 11:45 am

      Kids rock. They rock and then some. 🙂

  9. April 23, 2016 at 7:27 am

    Oh dear she totally got the wrong end of the tick box LOL

    Have a sextastic day Sandee :-f

    • April 23, 2016 at 11:45 am

      She sure did Steve. 🙂

  10. April 23, 2016 at 8:01 am

    Very nice one.

    • April 23, 2016 at 11:46 am

      Thanks my friend. 🙂

  11. April 23, 2016 at 8:42 am

    Hilarious, love it! 🙂

    • April 23, 2016 at 11:46 am

      Kids are so innocent when they are little. We just need to remember that. 🙂

  12. Jan
    April 23, 2016 at 8:52 am

    Reminds me of the "where did i come from" joke

    • April 23, 2016 at 11:46 am

      Same kind of thing. 🙂

  13. April 23, 2016 at 10:04 am

    too funny- Mom was being way to literal! Have a lovely day in your flip flops!!

    • April 23, 2016 at 11:48 am

      Mom's can indeed be too literal when the little ones ask these kinds of questions. 🙂

  14. April 23, 2016 at 11:38 am

    Always best to find out the context first with a question like that one, ha!

    • April 23, 2016 at 11:48 am

      Would have saved her a lot of time for sure. 🙂

  15. April 23, 2016 at 12:03 pm

    These days you need to have a BIG square for some to answer that question.

    • April 23, 2016 at 9:36 pm

      C'mon Kismet. All you need is the room to write is "YES, I'm desperate."

  16. April 23, 2016 at 5:12 pm

    TMI for sure.

    • April 24, 2016 at 8:05 am

      Way too much information. 🙂

  17. April 23, 2016 at 6:37 pm

    That's why they should call it "gender" instead of "sex!"

  18. April 23, 2016 at 8:37 pm

    Oops! The boy who knew too much! Lol!

    • April 24, 2016 at 8:05 am

      Yes, he now knows way too much. 🙂

  19. April 24, 2016 at 3:55 pm

    Poor guy. Small question…page answer.

    Will be thinking about you both tomorrow. Hopefully Zane will heal quickly.

    Big hugs times two, honey…

    • April 25, 2016 at 4:47 am

      Thanks honey. It's just after 4:30am and we're up and getting around. Hubby is nervous. ♥♥♥

  20. April 25, 2016 at 10:07 am

    How many times have we heard attorneys tell a witness to only answer the question asked and no more. I guess I watch too much Law & Order 😉

    I'm hoping the best for you both today, but you know that.

    • April 26, 2016 at 7:29 am

      This is very true. It's their way of controlling the narrative. 🙂

  21. April 25, 2016 at 12:23 pm

    Write small.

  22. May 5, 2016 at 3:13 am

    Just write "see attached sheet"

    • May 5, 2016 at 6:28 am

      Pretty much with this explanation. 🙂

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